Self-soothing

By FingerBang - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, whilst holding a hand rail on a packed bus, I was rubbing my hand along, and playing with, what I thought was a join in the metal. It was an old woman's finger. FML
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SmilesAlotXD 0

its 1 thing to accidently do that but another if she didnt stop u ;)

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beastly13 0

i cant stop but think about this joke i herd: "hey come over to MySpace ill Twitter with your Yahoo and you'll Google all over my facebook"

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littleleeway 0

A finger was kind of disappointing. Knowing FML I was seriously expecting a real penis.

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Reyo 2

That reminds me of a joke. A burgler breaks into this middle aged woman's house. He goes into her beadroom as she stares at him, startled, immediately starts rubber her thigh saying "Where's the jewelery." She replied with "You keep doing that and I'll tell you EVERYTHING."

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Aerianna 0

...I was actually expecting it to end with "I was rubbing my hand along and playing with what I thought the handrail was. Turns out it was a penis."

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prplwrpl 0

I know right? Who the heck says whilst?

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yehr 0

ROFL!!!!!!!! i've done this.. fucken funny!!!!!! hahhaha i've also been talking to and reached behind me and grabbed my bf's hand and carried on walking and talking to him and finally turned around and it was some complete stranger guy just waiting for me to turn around and realise LMAOOO!!!! XD XD XD

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