Selfie Privilege = Revoked - FML

Selfie Privilege = Revoked

By FML Approved - 06/09/2017 03:28

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Rammer3500 23

Wednesday 6 September 2017 3:53

If the worst thing in your day is running over your smartphone with your Lamborghini I'd say you're still having s great day

Mark Wilson 5

Wednesday 6 September 2017 4:10

That ain't a Lamborghini, It's a Pagani Huayra

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Rammer3500 23

Wednesday 6 September 2017 3:53

If the worst thing in your day is running over your smartphone with your Lamborghini I'd say you're still having s great day

Mark Wilson 5

Wednesday 6 September 2017 4:10

That ain't a Lamborghini, It's a Pagani Huayra

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You’re probably wondering what this website is all about. Well, it’s basically a bunch of people who had enough humor to tell you all about their shitty lives, and what it was that made their day suck a big fat one. Some are sad in funny way, som...

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Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML

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Today, why is life fucking me from behind like a fucking cunt? Fuck life, I hate life, fuck it, fuck everyone. Why do I suck? Why do i make always bad decisions? Why am I so fucking irresponsible and incapable of fucking anything? Why am I so useless and why do I suck at things I fucking work for and try my best for? FML

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Today, I marked 600 emails in my gmail inbox as spam and it will take me hours to go through and unmark them. FML

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Today, while walking to class enjoying the warmer weather, a bee flew down my shirt. I'm allergic to bees so I freaked out and started ripping my clothes off. By the time I was done, I was half naked and there was no bee in sight. Turns out, it was the string on my jacket hood. FML

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Today, the girl who I had a desperate crush on in high school 25 years ago, and who would never go out with me, told me that she was actually head over heels in love with me, but was so cripplingly shy that she couldn't say yes. She's divorced now. I'm married. FML

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Today, I found my husband's journal, and along with it the real reason he took so long to show up to our wedding rehearsals last year. According to the journal, it was because he was too busy wooing a married mother of five and sticking his "slut-banger all up in that fat booty." FML

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Today, my landlord came over while I wasn't home. My friend and her pets were thrown out by her husband. I'm the only person she knows in this state and she begged me to stay. I reluctantly told her fine; just don't answer the door. She did, with the animals, and told him she was living here. FML

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