By ManchotDesAndes - 26/02/2015 07:35 - France - Bezons

Today, my 3-year-old daughter came along, pointing a finger at me. I pretended to eat it by putting it in my mouth. She then said to me with disgust, "Why are you eating my booger?" Ah, that explains the saltiness… FML
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makkarari 18

You always look at the fingers when they come toward you! Always! You can't trust those little minions!

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tossaway2321 5

You need to burn your mouth now

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iLike2Teabag 27

It's just a booger

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CAC_Boomerang 24

With a comment like that #1, maybe it's you who needs to "burn" their mouth.

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iLike2Teabag 27

Trust me, there are far worse things to have in your mouth than a booger.

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Jason89 16

i agree with #43, could have been shit lol

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ana_lee_bonde 17

I dont think he was being serious about burning his mouth. It was intended as an expression of disgust.

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saba_ajira 29

Ah, always be sure to check everything first when you have kids, OP.

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littleteapot 21

My 2 year old just taught me this lesson.

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makkarari 18

You always look at the fingers when they come toward you! Always! You can't trust those little minions!

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xleanne_aLly 23

Another thing I have learned to do with my future kids. Thank you FML community, from saving me from tons of future submissions.

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booze_n_bitches 37

When I was about three I ran naked to find my mum, she kissed my baby bum cheek [that's normal - I saw it on a baby lotion advert] when I said I'd found her because we had run out of toilet paper...

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jsp16 24

Looks like you're still naked in your photo. Things never change.

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KinkyMissBinky 23

Tip, don't put anything a small child is pointing at you in your mouth. Fyl Op.

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MDoremis 38

Eww. I suppose it could have been worse, though.

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hedgedcats 19

It would be awkward is she brought it up in a few days. Haha but yeah I guess you're right! (:

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Enslaved 36

Age 3 is when most recall their first earliest memories. Some say it's associated with a child's speech development.

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nonsensical 26

i hear boogers taste like mac n cheese... is that true?

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teresa96706 29

Why don't you test it out for yourself? Op shared with us saying it was salty.

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nonsensical 26

I think i will. I'll keep you all informed!!

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N3766 20

I heard it taste like shit, but i never try shit so I can't tell..

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TrippingOnAcid 29

Don't pretend you never tried your own bogey as a kid

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aabbccddeeffmmll 6

Actually you could ask my teacher who goes around at lunch sticking fries up his nose then eats them

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