Lonely, Relatable and Love: Seller appreciation day

Seller appreciation day

By Anon. - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I had to look at my positive eBay feedback to feel loved. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 482

You deserved it 6 336

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BaBiiSpAnKy821 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 20:30

I LOVE YOU (: now u can change it to "i had to look at my fml's comments to feel loved" (:

Qbaniito 1

Saturday 28 November 2009 20:21

They don't love you, they love whatever you were selling.

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maddiey2014 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 1:46

start listening to brokeNCYDE

blah_sunny 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 6:34

I am feeling Sympathy. One thing I like about FML is how it makes total strangers be concerned for each other. But! That's just my corny little point of view.

Isamermaid 17

Friday 19 March 2010 7:17

I do the same thing. My feedback is perfect.

Brandon96 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 5:20

Welcome to the Club.

kkrazya 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 15:09

god loves you!

VolleyballSMASH 1

Wednesday 14 July 2010 18:20

don't worry :) I love you!! :)

Storme 16

Saturday 27 October 2012 23:16

YDI... the positive e-bay feedback, I mean. I'm sure you're a wonderful seller! :)

Panguslicker 8

Friday 15 February 2013 5:19

I do that sometimes

toyoufromapril 4

Thursday 28 March 2013 4:52

It'll be okay. There are people out there who care. :) Keep your head up

courtneycookie 18

Monday 29 July 2013 20:43

story of my life

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I agree, your life sucks 46 531

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You deserved it 4 338

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You deserved it 5 414

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I agree, your life sucks 32 830

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