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Sex work is work

By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 22:31 - United States

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Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML

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By fucked up dad - 11/07/2013 19:50 - Romania - Bucharest

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Today, after I got turned down for yet another job, my dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is always a stable market. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2013 22:25 - Luxembourg

Today, my mother told her friends that I work as a call girl. I'm a call center agent. FML

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By Allabouttheporn - 22/12/2016 00:05

Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML

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Great joke Dad, thanks

By Anonymous - 05/07/2014 17:53 - United States

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Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say, "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML

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By hes - 15/10/2013 10:10 - United States

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Today, I called my dad to let him know some details for my wedding had changed. It would have been really nice if he had paused the porno I could clearly hear in the background. FML

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Taking it too far

By Hypocrisy - 28/09/2011 22:16 - United States

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Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML

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By cahsecuel - 14/08/2014 20:44 - France - Grisolles

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Today, I asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 18:10

Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

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Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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Secret life

By Anonymous - 06/08/2020 20:00

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Today, the phone rang, it was some woman who wanted to speak to my dad. “It’s probably his mistress,” I said jokingly. Turns out it was. FML

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epost1 13

Sunday 3 January 2016 19:00

Name? for research purposes...

ekimen 22

Sunday 3 January 2016 19:00

Surely that's the kind of thing you should disclose to those close to you? To avoid situations such as this..

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sillygirl247 14

Tuesday 5 January 2016 5:35

He totally saw u ******

Dlp1 3

Tuesday 5 January 2016 6:04

That sounds like an exceptionally awkward conversation. I guess you could lie and see what happens?

1FeelBad4U 15

Tuesday 5 January 2016 6:13

Well were you?

theFickleFinger 24

Tuesday 5 January 2016 18:59

Reading is really hard, isn't it?

acetheone 8

Tuesday 5 January 2016 8:43

That sucks. No pun intended.

GuyOnBridge 14

Tuesday 5 January 2016 17:30

I think you deserve it

PrettyLilRedbone 8

Tuesday 5 January 2016 17:56

Now you known what your dad does on his spear time. ??

Evil20071 20

Tuesday 5 January 2016 20:02

Awkward porno kill right there.

wordygirl 11

Tuesday 5 January 2016 20:18

That is disgusting! For both of you!! Losers u both are:/

GalaxyGirl1123_fml 14

Monday 11 January 2016 7:15

Why ?

ipohvy 11

Tuesday 5 January 2016 20:21

You should rectify this problem as qui as possi

drivingmoleman 3

Tuesday 5 January 2016 23:33

Oh, man!

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Instead of moaning like any normal person, he just kept saying stuff like "uh-huh," "not too bad," and "yup" in a complete monotone. It was probably the most uncomfortable experience of my life. FML

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