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Sex work is work

By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 22:31 - United States

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Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML

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By fucked up dad - 11/07/2013 19:50 - Romania - Bucharest

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Today, after I got turned down for yet another job, my dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is always a stable market. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2013 22:25 - Luxembourg

Today, my mother told her friends that I work as a call girl. I'm a call center agent. FML

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By Allabouttheporn - 22/12/2016 00:05

Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML

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Great joke Dad, thanks

By Anonymous - 05/07/2014 17:53 - United States

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Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say, "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML

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By hes - 15/10/2013 10:10 - United States

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Today, I called my dad to let him know some details for my wedding had changed. It would have been really nice if he had paused the porno I could clearly hear in the background. FML

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Taking it too far

By Hypocrisy - 28/09/2011 22:16 - United States

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Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML

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By cahsecuel - 14/08/2014 20:44 - France - Grisolles

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Today, I asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 18:10

Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

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Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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Secret life

By Anonymous - 06/08/2020 20:00

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Today, the phone rang, it was some woman who wanted to speak to my dad. “It’s probably his mistress,” I said jokingly. Turns out it was. FML

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epost1 13

Sunday 3 January 2016 19:00

Name? for research purposes...

ekimen 22

Sunday 3 January 2016 19:00

Surely that's the kind of thing you should disclose to those close to you? To avoid situations such as this..

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HWICUNow 10

Sunday 3 January 2016 22:15

yes how did he find out?

Witch_E_Poo 14

Sunday 3 January 2016 22:20

Yo' Pop's...these are the porns I am in you might want to avoid them.

Dexter83_fml 17

Sunday 3 January 2016 22:33

And are you? Although I will point out if your dad suspects you of being in **** why is watching "you"

thatguy240 27

Sunday 3 January 2016 22:37

How did he find out?

KestrelGirl 15

Sunday 3 January 2016 22:42

Not so sure if this is legit. If it is... wow.

MissBehavin77 18

Sunday 3 January 2016 22:52

Ydi for being a *****. Gross.

momo3p 22

Sunday 3 January 2016 22:56

Bruh

dideldoodles 17

Sunday 3 January 2016 23:07

That must of been a pretty awkward phonecall

StarkWolf_fml 23

Sunday 3 January 2016 23:08

it was bound to happen c'mon lol

zarrganaut 17

Sunday 3 January 2016 23:08

Hey, you chose to do it.

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