Intimacy: Sexy!

Sexy!

By troubleintoyland - 24/12/2010 03:03 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I attempted to have sex in my childhood bedroom. As we were falling onto the bed, I smacked my head on the wall, which caused a shelf of stuffed toys to fall onto the bed. Not only did it kill the mood, the shelf also hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2011 07:24 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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Alexa, play "Let's Get it On" by Marvin Gaye

By notsosexy - 18/07/2020 08:01

Today, I attempted to have amazing birthday sex with my boyfriend in his dorm room. Everything was going great until we tried switching positions. I hit my head so hard on the bunk above his bed that I gave myself a concussion, and blacked out. Needless to say, the moment was ruined. FML

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By Ouch - 25/04/2011 19:31 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML

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Life imitates bad art

By sex sent me to the Er - 15/10/2019 14:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Feeling goofy, I thought it’d be funny to try to reenact that horrible sex scene from the movie Showgirls. I threw my body back, but completely lost my balance and smashed my head on the headboard. I ended up with a bad concussion and a huge hospital bill. FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2016 07:27 - Japan - Ageo

Today, I was getting intimate with my husband, and I tried to do a swift position-change like they do in the movies. I wound up flipping off the bed and busting my nose open on the floor. FML

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By gimmeabreak0_o - 18/06/2010 07:18 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend and thought it would be cool to rip off my shirt while we were making out. It wasn't. Her bed was under a bookshelf and my shirt didn't even come off. I busted my head while she busted up laughing. FML

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By dontpanic - 21/09/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was getting up to leave and I, trying to be romantic, got up behind her and tried to swing her back down onto the bed and kiss her simultaneously, misjudged the distance and threw her into the wall, her head then bounced off the wall and into my forehead, spraining her nose. FML

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SkateElement44 0

Friday 24 December 2010 9:00

Did it make you feel like a child again? Having sex?

SamSayzRAWRZ 0

Friday 24 December 2010 9:40

Okay, having sex in the place you grew up in would kill the mood. YDI.

Comments

perdix 29

Friday 24 December 2010 14:27

You had the gall to get a fluffer facial under your parents' roof? During the holidays? What a *****-****! I'd look up "fluffer facial" in the Urban Dictionary, but I'm afraid of what I might learn. I'm a lesser person for knowing what an Alabama Hot Pocket is.

CaityCatastrophy 0

Friday 24 December 2010 16:03

I looked it up, there's nothing. *pouts*

perdix 29

Friday 24 December 2010 17:08

Well, then go make something up and I'll vote for it, so it can become "real." People do that all the time. I seriously doubt that anyone has ever given or received a blumpkin and someone just made it up as a prank on the rest of us.

Zmeilerr 22

Friday 24 December 2010 15:41

What about a Cleveland steamer?

boopityboppity 11

Friday 24 December 2010 17:24

Brilliant, chaos. 22, 13 - 10 is an awfully weird way to express 3.

WaitWut22 1

Friday 24 December 2010 18:39

11 are you kidding me. Your coments are so idk just so something. Someone please help me out.

ManaUser 0

Friday 24 December 2010 19:13

I don't get why people have a problem with this (collapsing shelves aside), perhaps it sounds just slightly creepy the way it was worded, but obviously from context it just means she is visiting her parents after having been away (probably home for the holidays), and staying in her old room which was loving kept just how she left it. As along her parents aren't actually present at the time... I don't see why that should stop her from having sex with her boyfriend.

ALBATROSS9080 0

Friday 24 December 2010 19:49

that's kinda ****** up

Ellen_Farrah 0

Friday 24 December 2010 22:23

I agree

easwhitey 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 10:36

You're both pedos in my book. Why dont y'all just go have sex on every little kids room and tramatize them for life

fuckingstupid 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 8:33

dude you are the most retarded person I have seen on this site. If you learned to ******* read and spell correctly maybe you wouldn't be a failure and calling the poster a pedophile for no reason. If you look at it, it says in MY childhood bedroom, meaning where HE grew up not his children. People like you are ruining the ******* world.