Intimacy: Sexy!

Sexy!

By troubleintoyland - 24/12/2010 03:03 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I attempted to have sex in my childhood bedroom. As we were falling onto the bed, I smacked my head on the wall, which caused a shelf of stuffed toys to fall onto the bed. Not only did it kill the mood, the shelf also hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2011 07:24 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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Alexa, play "Let's Get it On" by Marvin Gaye

By notsosexy - 18/07/2020 08:01

Today, I attempted to have amazing birthday sex with my boyfriend in his dorm room. Everything was going great until we tried switching positions. I hit my head so hard on the bunk above his bed that I gave myself a concussion, and blacked out. Needless to say, the moment was ruined. FML

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By Ouch - 25/04/2011 19:31 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML

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Life imitates bad art

By sex sent me to the Er - 15/10/2019 14:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Feeling goofy, I thought it’d be funny to try to reenact that horrible sex scene from the movie Showgirls. I threw my body back, but completely lost my balance and smashed my head on the headboard. I ended up with a bad concussion and a huge hospital bill. FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2016 07:27 - Japan - Ageo

Today, I was getting intimate with my husband, and I tried to do a swift position-change like they do in the movies. I wound up flipping off the bed and busting my nose open on the floor. FML

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By gimmeabreak0_o - 18/06/2010 07:18 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend and thought it would be cool to rip off my shirt while we were making out. It wasn't. Her bed was under a bookshelf and my shirt didn't even come off. I busted my head while she busted up laughing. FML

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By dontpanic - 21/09/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was getting up to leave and I, trying to be romantic, got up behind her and tried to swing her back down onto the bed and kiss her simultaneously, misjudged the distance and threw her into the wall, her head then bounced off the wall and into my forehead, spraining her nose. FML

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SkateElement44 0

Friday 24 December 2010 9:00

Did it make you feel like a child again? Having sex?

SamSayzRAWRZ 0

Friday 24 December 2010 9:40

Okay, having sex in the place you grew up in would kill the mood. YDI.

Comments

mrahhhhh 21

Friday 24 December 2010 10:24

YDI for daring to have sex in front of Mr. Flufflebunny. What if he decides to try that with Mrs. Teddybear?

Monkeyseemonkeyd_fml 0

Friday 24 December 2010 10:28

^lolLieol win^

Monkeyseemonkeyd_fml 0

Friday 24 December 2010 10:29

Sorry… damn iPod.#17 win:)

stronghand0331 17

Friday 24 December 2010 14:46

I'd worry more if Mr. Fluffybunny tried that with Mr. Teddybear..

lolzkitty 0

Monday 6 June 2011 17:30

i would be worried if mr.teddybear did it wit mr.flufflebunny and mrs.teddybear did it wit mrs.flufflebunny.......>.>

Monkeyseemonkeyd_fml 0

Friday 24 December 2010 10:25

Wow… that was… interesting. Combining Christmas stories and an fml… classy.

BloodyHeel 8

Friday 24 December 2010 10:27

Well I enjoyed that.

the101dan 0

Friday 24 December 2010 10:45

13 - 10 minutes isn't a lot of time...

LuxAeterna_fml 0

Friday 24 December 2010 10:47

How?

Jimboom 11

Friday 24 December 2010 10:51

When desecrating places of childhood memories sometimes those memories fight back. Or maybe the stuffed bears just wanted in on the action. ;-)

MuuuChuuu 5

Friday 24 December 2010 11:55

wicked'!!

guckylynn 19

Friday 24 December 2010 12:41

Punctuation was used. Assuming he's on an iPod or iPhone, they don't capitalize on this app and it's really annoying for some people to hit the shift button every new sentence.