By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:03 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

Wear one of those foam cheese hats while having sex. It wont spoil the mood, honestly.

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srhshl 9

I'm terribly sorry to see you're bad at English.

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mitchem 3

it's pretty sad that I get chastised for sticking up for another person

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dumbestdrummer 0

I'm terrably sorry to hear your getting laid

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srhshl 9

I'm terribly sorry to see you're bad at English.

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mitchem 3

I'm terribly sorry to have to see someone correcting another on the Internet.

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ZeeBest86 6

I'm terribly to see someone ranting about someone correcting someone on the Internet

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ChronicSnowflake 0

haha funny shit

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DuckOnAStick 0

I'm terribly sorry I'm keeping this chain alive.

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swimmerstud 7

I'm terribly sorry for responding so late.

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boopityboppity 11

I wouldn't be sorry at all if all of your computers just blew up. Except for 12; you didn't mean to start it.

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iamthellamaking 0

im terribley fer speling evrythang rong nd continuing dis chian

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lebronesque73091 12

Shut the **** up!! That gets annoying fast.

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surferchick96 0

And u hving sex all the time is a problem how?

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yuggi1 11

She probably has several concussions.

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FYLDeep 25

He's just not digging the whole S&M routine. You both have to be willing you know.

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tammy0312 6

lmao! warn him before climaxing and concentrate on using your hands and scratch instead.

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TheDrifter 23

Absolutely right FYLdeep. It took me forever to sort out the charges last time I messed that one up. Op either needs to invest in a helmet or have herself tied to the bed frame a little more centered on the mattress.

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BoobooBear8 0

lol, good way to get more endorphins..

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BelleElle_fml 5

Why exactly is this an FML?

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KristinaKreme 0

I know right?^ Just be more careful next time, OP.

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mitchem 3

idk possibly the six or seven face prints in the wall and banister? I doubt she could be very careful as I am sure it's an impulsive reflex that she can't control.

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fanuvlb 0

that's what I was thinking. shit like this gets posted while good ones get rejected.

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