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By Anonymous - 28/06/2014 01:02 - United States - Imperial

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Today, I couldn't find my vibrator. After searching for an hour I decided to ask my husband. He quickly shook his head no. We've been married for ten years. I know when he's lying. FML
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Adam5858 17

Take the t.v Remote and all answers will be given

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TheGriizlyBear 22

Turn the WiFi off, wait for a bit at the router and interrogate him there.

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goldens_fml 12

Time to introduce him to a chastity belt for him, key to be given to you.

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Bluebl4ze 16

It must be funny watching him lie xD

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kyu_Q 19

Getting rid of the competition is a part of natural selection

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Callilah 13

...I'm sure he'd tell you if you told him you would withhold sex until he spills

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sarneeley 14

I find it funny that she searched for an hour. In my experience you keep things like that in one spot so you know it's safe sanitary and secret from nosy people and kids. It should take 2 minutes to look and realize it's been tampered with.

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laaddeeddaahhh 4

Did he hide it from you or take it for himself?

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sjbartholome 14

The real question isn't where is the vibrator. The real question is why do you need a vibrator if you are married. To the same guy for ten years

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brand125 17

fail. men ********** while in healthy relationships so open your mind and realize that so can woman..

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sjbartholome 14

@60, epic fail. Don't accuse me of being sexist. The FML pertains to a female OP so I'm not going to address every other possible combination of person out there. I'm surprised you don't consider me racist or homophobic. Guys shouldnt need to ********** in healthy relationship either. There happy? And before I finish, let me say that gays, jews, blacks, whites, latinos, Asians, dogs, cats, mice, rats, snails, cows, insects, spiders, Mark Cuban, cars, trucks, rain, snow, mud, and the Wii shouldn't either. SMH at you!

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ZombieSazza 34

I'm in a long term relationship and we sometimes use sex toys. There's nothing wrong with masturbating when married and there is morning wrong with using sex toys when married. It spices up your sex life. It's nothing to do with replacing your spouse and preferring using a toy, it's just about having fun. The best thing I ever learnt was that if you can't pleasure yourself then how can you teach your partner to pleasure you? Knowing your own body helps and you can explore each other together. You want to use toys in your sex life? That's fine, have fun! I don't get why sex toys are such a problem...

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