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By Anonymous - 28/06/2014 01:02 - United States - Imperial

Today, I couldn't find my vibrator. After searching for an hour I decided to ask my husband. He quickly shook his head no. We've been married for ten years. I know when he's lying. FML

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By Jim - 26/11/2019 16:00 - Canada - Winfield

Today, I was looking for my passport and I found my wife's new vibrator (that she failed to tell me she'd purchased). I understand now why she doesn't want sex with me anymore. That thing is much bigger than I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2018 05:00

Today, my husband got jealous of my new vibrator. I got the vibrator to "spice things up" between us, because he hasn't touched me in months. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2020 19:59

Today, I was having my 9 year-old son help me find the TV remote. We were searching my bedroom when all the sudden my son says, “Look, mom it’s right here!” I turn around to see him pointing to where the remote was with my vibrator like a teacher pointing at a blackboard with a pointer. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 23:52 - United States

Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2020 20:00

Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML

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Benny Goodman classic

By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 17:00 - United States

Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2015 16:58 - United Kingdom - Exminster

Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML

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By Buzzing Confusion - 17/09/2021 13:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I found out that the mother of my children named her vibrator after me. We are together and have not had sex in over 18 months. I have no idea what to do with this information. FML

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By Mygawdwhy - 21/01/2018 01:30

Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML

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By ToysforHire - 22/09/2018 03:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend secretly purchased a vibrator and has been using it for the past two weeks. When I confronted her, her only argument was "It's made me cum more times than you could." FML

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Adam5858 17

Saturday 28 June 2014 13:09

Take the t.v Remote and all answers will be given

TheGriizlyBear 22

Saturday 28 June 2014 13:13

Turn the WiFi off, wait for a bit at the router and interrogate him there.

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TheCrewForever 1

Saturday 28 June 2014 20:54

Sharing is caring

Nickoli42 3

Saturday 28 June 2014 21:34

buy one for himself and he won't take yours. lol

martin8337 35

Saturday 28 June 2014 21:49

He should have put the batteries in backwards. That'll fix her.

yniguez09 14

Saturday 28 June 2014 22:02

He just wants to get some.

ultra_notorious 26

Saturday 28 June 2014 22:23

you think the real would be preferred unless you don't like creampies or facials

AloysiusWeasley 15

Saturday 28 June 2014 22:27

Wow, there are a lot of retarded people on here about sex toys. Prudes much? Anyway, OP, if you're absolutely sure, then for starters, buy another one and put it in the same spot. Also, withhold sex AND the remote until that thief gives it back. Personally, I'd take his car keys. If I want some warm-up with toys before play with my SO or I want it when he isn't home, damn right toys are the best.