She's electric

By nnniii - 16/11/2015 04:55 - United States - Seattle

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Today, I tried to give my first hand-job while wearing fuzzy socks in a carpeted room. I reached out to touch his dick and shocked him. FML
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TweetAnne 13

What an electrifying moment.

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pd2902 22

Talk about there being sparks in a relationship

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dyscomonkee 12

Kinda funny. Hopefully you guys could laugh about it after

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lcuttie119 13

Haha, reminds me of when my boyfriend and I kiss. Sometimes as we start to kiss it shocks us. He just says that we still have sparks in our relationship

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cookie1207 19

Wow! Thats shocking!

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aldoshoes 4

Did no one else think the fuzzy socks thing was part of the procedure on first read through? like some sort of weird hairy hand-condom?

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Elban 20

Haha yeah, next time do it and wear fuzzy socks

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JHamm2121 15

@melons is there an actual plant that looks like ****?

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Elban 20

eggplants can a little if you hold them upside down

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SecundusSecunda 27

"Ah this feels so goo-hnnnnnng" *electricity sounds*

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amsterdamgirl 20

I'm sorry, but that's hilarious! tell me you didn't giggle a little. .

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ZaiopePerSe 15

Today, my girlfriebd decided it would be a good idea to give me a handjob while wearing fuzzy socks in our carpeted room. good news is she knows where my penis is, bad news is she shocked me

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worldclassrager 39

Well now you know...it's a shocking surprise isn't it

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HollyQuinn 21

That is amazing :') you will laugh about this later!

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Lct1196 31

for a moment there I thought OP was wearing the socks on her hands and I was quite confused.

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