By anonymous - 02/11/2015 03:13 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, was the first time giving head to my boyfriend. He couldn't finish, so I tried a handjob. In the end he kind of pushed my hand away so he could finish himself off. FML
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tnlander 20

The key is communication and practice. If he doesn't tell you what he enjoys you'll never be able to give it to him.

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WinterChild 20

I hope you took notes on what he was doing. He shouldn't be rude about it but talking about, and showing each other what works for you isn't a bad idea.

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crudeandrudeguy 29

Don't take it personally, he has a lifetime of practice. You'll never beat him at beating...

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tnlander 20

The key is communication and practice. If he doesn't tell you what he enjoys you'll never be able to give it to him.

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R2Y2 22

I think the person above me is in middle school.

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azemazer_fml 17

heheh your comment is the 69th... Kay kay I stop.

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mjmaher81 5

The first time anything like that happened to me, we had a similar result. Nerves are a big factor in this type of thing. The more you do this, the more comfortable he (you, too) will be, and you'll have him on a leash.

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nyf137 20

Sounds like someone is a little impatient perhaps...

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WinterChild 20

I hope you took notes on what he was doing. He shouldn't be rude about it but talking about, and showing each other what works for you isn't a bad idea.

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MRS_SILVER 11

Take notes? Really? If he can't communicate with her about it especially when she's obviously trying then she does not need to go through having to watch him jerk off just so she can get the correct motion. He should be the one trying to guide her through it. There's other ways to go about it then just pushing her hand away. That's rude and he should be more mature about it, it's also quite insulting

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Arwen_Evenstar 37

He could also just struggle to finish. It's not all that uncommon for men really.

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somehappydude 11

I agree, your life sucks better then you. Ok no feel sorry about you

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pharaohasphuck 10

Dude really? Do people actually not read what they have typed up cause this comment is just terrible.

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Dahvood 6

Not everyone speaks English as a first language

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Arwen_Evenstar 37

On the other hand, plenty of people who speak English as a first language do so rather badly.

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Jenniesaurus 14

Don't take it personally, OP. Like you, I'm guessing he does certain things that speed along the process, and if they don't happen it takes a really long time. Talk to him about what's good and what's not and it will be significantly better for both of you!

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dutchy86 20

practice... practice.... practice! (or perhaps he is just into wanking in front of you) good sex is all about good communication

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pdp_fml 21

Practice makes perfect. Just keep trying until you get it.

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InnocenceBlue 37

My tip is put your hand on his penis between the base of him and your mouth and move your hand up and down as you move him in and out of your mouth (like a hand job and a ******** at the same time). It can help give extra stimulation. I've been told it's quite good ;) Practice makes perfect honey, no one sucks dick like a **** star on their first try x Ps when you're giving him a hand job make sure you don't pull his foreskin back to hard as you could hurt him.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

best reply of the year

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Elijah0 16

#9 is dead on. I've been with enough ladies to know that what seems relatively straight forward can still be horribly executed. Ladies, don't feel bad, it's just the same as a guy not quite getting it when he's going down on you. I've never had that problem, but I hear a lot of guys do... lol.

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ChristinePi 36

I can't imagine how many perverse PMs you're gonna get for this comment.

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Grayness_ 26

Give this woman a cookie and top comment so others can see!

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fmlashl 13

actually, I've never done this while giving a ********. No guy I've been with liked it and they ask me to move my hand. Alternatively, letting them set their own rhythm and how deep/shallow they are inside my mouth and me going along seems to work better.

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vintageart1994 16

Wow we have the same exact birthday. On another note I'm quite ashamed that I've never been "intimate" with anyone and you seem to be an expert on it. Lol

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KrazieKleo 13

Who cares man. You'll get your chance and maybe it'll be worth all the wait. You will definitely have your turn. Be patient!

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sylvienoir 18

Another tip - if you're doing that with your hand, have it kind of hit his pelvis each time you come back down. It drives my boyfriend crazy. Also, if you put his hand there instead of yours so he can feel your lips doing it. But I've been doing it on the same guy for nearly 5 years so it might just be him.

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JBirdCavender 7

yes! works every time girl!!!! ...... practice makes perfect :)

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alexthevaultgirl 13

Actually the first time I sucked dick, I was asked how many I had given XD

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Feklfekl2222 32

I can not give a decent handjob to save my life, I'll never be as good and practiced as him, so I just let him do it, and I don't take offence. But if he was rude about it **** him

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Abatu 4

that'd definitely solve the problem ... might cause others depending on the OP's age though

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Jowisee 29

Same here, I start my hubby off and if I'm not doing it right he takes over. As long as it is all mutual and he doesn't become selfish with it and refuse to do the same for you, then it can be great.

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epeeftw 16

Very poor word choice... Or perfect word choice...

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