By Potted - 16/11/2015 02:34 - United States - Denton

Today, after my close friend had his baby, he told me that he was no longer going to be selling weed at his house. I was happy for him, because it's unsafe. Until I found out he was still selling at my house with the help of my roommates, without telling me. FML
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booman342 13

Let the police know ASAP. I don't know about where you live, but in NY if you don't report something like that you're considered an accomplice.

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GloUp_fml 18

That's not cool OP. Have a talk with them and tell them you don't want your house becoming a drug spot

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GloUp_fml 18

That's not cool OP. Have a talk with them and tell them you don't want your house becoming a drug spot

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smackaroonial 20

How else is he going to pay for those diapers? Selling weed is the only lucrative option.

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booman342 13

Let the police know ASAP. I don't know about where you live, but in NY if you don't report something like that you're considered an accomplice.

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Scotth901 22

He lives in Texas. Where else would something like this come up XD

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TweetAnne 13

Not all Texans are like that.

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lantz4levi 19

Exactly. It's Texas. One of the most hardcore right states there is. Hardcore right is against drugs even marijuana (for the most part). So your point makes no sense whatsoever

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UmmOkThen 31

Time to find some new roommates. You could also decide to become a druggy and cash in on the free weed, but that seems like a bad idea.

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NonScaryPumkin 22

I don't know this is up to you but maybe Child Protection services would be a good thing to call. The child's life is in potential danger so you should consider it.

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militarybrat 21

Why is this thumbed down? That is a legit concern. And yes a reason a child would be taken away.

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Xamry14 10

For weed? No. You people are the reason CPS makes bank.

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onlychildFTW 33

One day someone comes by who isn't so friendly. Or a rival drug dealer. The child could be put in harms way. Doesn't matter if it's drugs or guns. It would t be the first time a known drug dealers place was shot up/robbed/damaged by someone.

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Cian_1 28

At least you'll probably get free weed. :P

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lexred 30

You can't help it...your friend is already...umm...what to say....corrupted. U can't make him come back on the right track again.

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Scotth901 22

That is extremely dangerous for the child. Tell him to stop and outline the risks, the tell the police if he doesn't stop. Safety of the child is most important.

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Tripartita 44

Ask yourself, "What would Jes—what would people on TV do?" The answer probably involves hiring actors to pose as violent customers and scare your roommates out of selling anymore. If it turns out your roommates have weapons or are able to defend themselves… uh, don't worry; it should resolve itself in half an hour anyway.

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