Keys and Transportation: Shitshow

Shitshow

By Syrinth - 21/07/2010 16:09 - Canada

Today, I got a call from my grandmother saying she locked her keys in the car and I needed to bring her the spares. After an hour bus ride, involving me missing my stop and getting temporarily lost, I arrived and handed her the keys. I brought the wrong ones. FML

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You deserved it 31 524

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting 3 hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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You deserved it 17 912

By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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You deserved it 3 177

By MadameM - 26/02/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 142

You deserved it 9 763

By DriveMeNot - 27/10/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 704

You deserved it 7 361

By anonymous - 22/12/2017 15:00

Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 153

You deserved it 3 479

By Anonymous - 22/12/2012 06:31

Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML

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You deserved it 11 342

By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 14:00

Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML

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You deserved it 1 764

By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 123

You deserved it 2 544

By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 030

You deserved it 1 499

By DeathPopStar666 - 19/08/2019 14:00

Today, my grandma calls me, accusing me of theft. I was home all day and watching Orange Is The New Black. When I asked what I stole, she said her car keys. I don’t even have my license. I told her to look in her purse. She found them. FML

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You deserved it 136

Lexisaurus 6

Wednesday 21 July 2010 23:22

that sounds like an absolutly wonderful day... "Today, my dumbass grandson had to bring me my spare car keys. dipshit brought the wrong ones. I guess brains don't run in my family like they use to in 1920. FML"

justsayfuck 5

Wednesday 21 July 2010 23:15

That's rather stupid. **** your grandma's life :(

Comments

GiggityGiggityGo_fml 8

Wednesday 21 July 2010 23:14

unlucky. lol yes got #1

Brittneyyyy 7

Wednesday 21 July 2010 23:15

You're so cool #1, tell me how I can be just like you.

buzz18 7

Wednesday 21 July 2010 23:17

oh shit, that must suck

AVainAttempt 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 0:08

You can start by giving out handjobs, I'll go first. jk

sexy_babe_123 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 0:11

stfu 1

jpjruler 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 0:16

hey shit happens. just go back and get the other keys lol.

mfmylifesrsly 29

Thursday 22 July 2010 0:48

Britneyyyy are you next to a pole? O_O

Blue_Coconuts 7

Thursday 22 July 2010 0:56

Not a stripper pole....

SeanFredrick 3

Thursday 22 July 2010 1:03

Op you're probably an idiot.

Brittneyyyy 7

Thursday 22 July 2010 1:06

Yesss #26 I am, and #28 you are correct!

khadijah32594 3

Thursday 22 July 2010 3:41

damn

Maladjusted1 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 4:54

you dirty *****! you're standing next to a pole and you want to strip for someone!

jizwiz 3

Thursday 22 July 2010 5:30

Tomarrow, After riding you grandma like a bus for an hour the night before and taking a stop to cum on her you realized you actually remembered your spare condom. After running an hour to condom kingdom for tonight when you got in bed with her you reached into her saggy incest pussy and pulled out the spare. It wasnt yours. Or your grandpas.