Health: Short, sharp, shock - FML

Short, sharp, shock

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a Band-Aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML

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Jake2195 0

Monday 14 February 2011 12:19

it's called take a shower and it just falls off

DahkLohd 4

Monday 14 February 2011 12:48

Your penis falls off in the shower? Yikes!

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astriofou 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 12:13

try liquid band-aid. really gets me off.

DarknessToLight 5

Thursday 16 June 2011 8:41

hot water on the band-aid should make it just slide off, but really who wants to take that chance. on another note.. why is there a band-aid on your penis?

joecartoon2 2

Saturday 26 November 2011 12:33

In retaliation,why would you have a band aid on your dick bro? You gots a disease? Suckish!

CassieBoo143 12

Tuesday 12 July 2011 7:27

dumbass

im_emile 4

Wednesday 27 July 2011 2:52

bandaids hurt less when you take them off in the shower.

dollFehn 6

Wednesday 10 August 2011 2:24

lol

thisguy2112 0

Monday 5 March 2012 8:09

its called hot water? like in the shower

Alex_5647 2

Sunday 11 March 2012 5:46

And this is why we think Americans are stupid... Oh wait..

jewishfilth 1

Friday 15 June 2012 23:33

Jews?

cinnamondemon 8

Tuesday 1 January 2013 7:37

Maybe he had to put it cuz his girlfriend's braces messe it up. ;)

bluerhhajfk 17

Friday 8 March 2013 5:26

I've actually done this before. It's really not that bad taking it off.

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Today, our roof collapsed due to water damage. I had saved the money to get the roof fixed months ago, but my wife saw a scare story about gas stoves and demanded we spend the money getting every gas-powered appliance ripped out and replaced. That new HVAC system will work great in a condemned house. FML

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Today, I started a new job. The supervisor handed me a badge with the name 'Rachel' on it, which is not my name. When I told her this, she responded with, "I know, but it will be easier for the customers to pronounce than your actual name." FML

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Today, I got stuck in an elevator. After ringing the alarm bell consistantly for 10 minutes, I called someone I was staying with. She went down to the front desk and said that there were people stuck in the elevator. Front desk- "Is that what that is? I thought it was some kids messing around." FML

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Today, I had my first golden shower. Too bad it was from my cat. FML

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Today, I was late for a video conference with my boss. As I frantically tried to fix my messy hair, my dog thought it was the perfect time to play fetch. I ended up joining the meeting with a squeaky toy in hand and an appearance that would make a scarecrow look put together. My boss found it hilarious, but I'm pretty sure my career aspirations are now in the doghouse. FML

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Today, after a few drinks with some mates at a bar, we were invited to the dancefloor with some girls. After some dancing and flirting, I felt a cheeky squeeze on my backside, and so I quickly returned the favour without looking back. A few minutes later at the bar, I realised my wallet was gone. FML

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Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML

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