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By Anonymous - 20/11/2015 20:13 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML
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leogachi 15

I'm going to assume that you were already speeding and that's why you needed to slow down. Therefore you deserve the ticket and shouldn't be calling an officer names for doing his job.

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wontmakeitalone 10

Why is it necessary to call the officer names when you were the one in the wrong and he or she was just doing their job?

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fsomelife 26

Trial by written declaration. They usually don't go for it because they don't get paid, unlike when they go to court for trial (at least in California).

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worldclassrager 39

Just set your cruse control at the speed limit...no worries there

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prettygurl89 16

Well see, that would actually make you the **** knob :-D

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fpants2010 18

Why is he a ****-knob for doing his job?

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corky1992 33

How did you have a brain fart about that? You definitely deserved it.

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confused_wandere 26

You deserve it more than anyone on here has for quite some time. I absolutely DETEST speeding! I always love it when speeders get served their well-deserved ticket, it gives me such joy.

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Ichiya 29

Because reckless driving is pretty much equal to attempted murder.

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juturnaamo 29

I went to a memorial service for someone who was killed because she was leading a large truck in the parking lot and the driver made that mistake. So if a ticket makes you pay closer attention in the future, that's probably better.

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