Transportation: Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up...

By imnotcool - 16/04/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2019 00:00

Today, I got pulled over for violating hands-free law and not having an updated address on my driver's license. Two days ago, I got pulled over for the same reasons. Now, I have four tickets I need to deal with. FML

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By TheBRADLeyB - 16/04/2009 18:52 - United States

Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML

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By randinosaur - 13/03/2011 12:48 - United States

Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 04:06 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2015 20:13 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML

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By Lenny_R - 08/12/2016 19:53

Today, I got pulled over for having an expired registration. I also found out my husband hasn't been paying for my car insurance. Luckily, I didn't get arrested because I had my baby with me. They towed my car and gave me 2 tickets and a court date. Oh, and the cop sent me a friend request. FML

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By Dani_Rich - 16/02/2009 06:52 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cig-bud out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 02:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over by a cop and got slammed with a ticket for expired tabs on my motorcycle. The DMV was literally across the street. I was heading there to get new tabs. FML

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nbloggz 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:03

You were driving with an expired license. You absolutely deserved it. Follow the law. It isn't hard to do.

Socrates_fml 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:06

you'd never get caught for the expired license if you didn't run the stop sign. at least u didn't kill anyone in the crosswalk, cuz then you'd have 3 tickets

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nbloggz 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:03

You were driving with an expired license. You absolutely deserved it. Follow the law. It isn't hard to do.

Jak0p 25

Thursday 19 February 2015 10:43

what do you have to do to get a new license? like pass a new driving test or just some bureaucratic thing? I am asking because in Germany your license can't expire. you just need a new one if yours is damaged or lost.

Socrates_fml 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:06

you'd never get caught for the expired license if you didn't run the stop sign. at least u didn't kill anyone in the crosswalk, cuz then you'd have 3 tickets

heyyitsemilia 11

Monday 15 July 2013 19:02

3 tickets and a court date

RichHurtz 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:11

And this, friends, is why you never panic when a cop is behind you. If you're doing nothing wrong, they'll have no reason to pull you over.

pearls 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:13

you deserved it for having an expired license in the first place. if you had a valid licence, none of this would've happened so you totally deserved it.

i_like_chicks 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:15

YDI you dont get nervous, dude, just drive o.O

chimmy 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:16

YDI for not paying attention. If you'd stopped at the stop sign, you would have gotten zero tickets.

bananapanda 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:24

I agree with #3... YDI

Alex_DeLarge 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:36

#2: "At least you didn't kill anyone in the crosswalk, cuz then you'd have 3 tickets" Really?

awalkb 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:57

You had reason to be worried, I heard they have detectors in the cop cars now that can detect whether or not you have an expired license.

mangoid 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:57

why do people get so paranoid whenever they see a cop car? as long as you act normally and don't speed you don't get ticketed. just by looking at your car he wouldn't know your license was expired... also, wow, #9, i really hope you're being sarcastic.