Homeowners: Shove it, lady

Shove it, lady

By Anonymous - 07/01/2021 13:58 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today, my neighbor complained that the trailers and sheds in my yard are ruining her view. The same neighbor who built her house right above my property, thereby ruining my view, and leaving not even enough space for a hedge in between. FML

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Isn't that illegal?

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Scruffy 'erbert

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MrBlaTi 7

Thursday 7 January 2021 14:10

So she built her house while you were living there, so apparently not that long ago, not leaving enough place between it and your property for a hedge... in germany? That's illegal, y'know? all buildings in living spaces have to have a distance of 40% of their wall height to the property limits, minimum 3 meters...

It_gets_better 19

Friday 8 January 2021 0:24

FML automatically tagged this post as originating from Germany. So it may or may not be accurate, but that's why the other commenter is assuming Germany.

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MrBlaTi 7

Thursday 7 January 2021 14:10

Wadlaen 23

Thursday 7 January 2021 22:59

It doesn't say anything about it being in Germany..?

It_gets_better 19

Friday 8 January 2021 0:24

FML automatically tagged this post as originating from Germany. So it may or may not be accurate, but that's why the other commenter is assuming Germany.