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By badluck_jean - 17/01/2015 13:54 - France

Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Falling head over heels for a gal is a slippery slope.

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Dave_Davington 33

"I tried to impress an attractive girl". Yep, that's an automatic You Deserved It.

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MSCCG 16

You know what's impressive? When girls see you genuinely having fun. You'd be surprised how far acting genuine and inclusive can get you.

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helloboyzder 13

And now we see the true meaning of "falling head over heels"

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Sophie_K 8

You got a concussion but all u care about is that she wasn't impressed. Srsly wtf.

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emilyg2014 14

Snow way you're getting a date if you take that slippery slope.. But at least you won't be short ice for that burn.

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Doubtful_Judge 23

Not wearing proper equipment when going skiing? That's a concussion.

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laserlady7 14

She should have been. It sounds like s VERY impressive performance.

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mkayden 23

One thing FML has taught me: never try to impress anybody, it'll probably end badly for you.

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laden_swallow09 34

"Today at a ski resort, I was trying to impress-" YDI

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kalbrek009 20

I'm not impressed either OP, just being yourself would have saved you a lot of pain...unless being yourself is what you were doing to begin with.

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