Show off

By a stupid jackass - 22/06/2012 01:28 - United States - New York

Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML
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alexphyllis 5

You can always make the story sound more manly over lunch..?

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BeccaHugs 17

Why do boys seem to think that girls like it or will be impressed by you doing stupid things? Trust me, she would have probably rather you just have been you than try to be "funny" like that. I know first dates can be nerve-wracking, but just act like normal next time; be yourself.

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WoahBeanyBabiez 5

Maybe Americans should change their traffic lights to prevent this from occurring on regular basis.

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ebonyirony 29

It has nothing to do with that. If we switched to yours, he might have jumped to hit the little walking guy. Don't be anti American. I'm an Anglophile. But I can make an exception for you, bitch.

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gracehi 31

Or perhaps we should imprison all stupid people. That would prevent all kinds of mishaps.

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WoahBeanyBabiez 5

Wow, shit just got personal. I suggest if you can't take a joke, maybe you get off this site. Babes.

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starflyer59 17

nobody said this happened on a regular basis.. secondly, duck face. BANG!

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JessicaNB 2

Laugh it off OP. If all else fails, scream ”YOLO, bitches!” And go at the sign again.

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FMLshark 12

So he goes from looking like an idiot, to looking like a complete moron. Great advice.

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linkinpark98 23

...That would make him look like more of an asshole.

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perdix 29

Keep trying, bro! Girls really go for guys with great jumping ability. I used to get laid all the time by showing off my 14-inch vertical ;) A very wise man once told me through an epic song-poem: Might as well jump. Jump! Go ahead and jump. Get it and jump. Jump! Go ahead and jump.

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rubberduckie94 13

I guess there are no David Lee Roth era Van Halen fans out there predix. What's wrong with the world today?

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Alphakhiash 13

At least you know you're a stupid jackass.

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HooHooHa 6

D'aww, make her kiss your boo-boo

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sillysh 0

Atleast you probably made her laugh:) that's the way to win a girls heart.:p

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xgetxbentx 13

Girls don't find that stuff impressive.

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patrickalamo 47

Oh ya and they don't fall for cheese lines either.

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FMLshark 12

"Ay girl, you be lookin' sharp as cheddar." No shit cheese lines never work on girls.

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Laceyfrogs8 6

if the pick up lines are cute and cute and funny then maybe. if they're dumb and too cheesy then no. all girls are different.

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linkinpark98 23

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say I think the girl laughed her ass off, and now she thinks of you as that one guy friend who happens to be funny. You might have just friend-zoned yourself.

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RoseCrystal 17

I'm assuming the red hand on the sign was like a stop sign (depending on the country). So you would have to say that the sign effectively stopped you in your tracks with the lady? =^^=

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mrszane93 5

You tried OP...... Well, On to the next one.

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