Showing Off By FML Videos - 26/10/2018 00:30 Nice going, buddy. I agree, your life sucks 226 You deserved it 136 Share Tweet Share
Today, I sat in my doctor's office and broke down, crying and shaking, with a blood pressure of 190, getting off my chest everything that has gone wrong in my life lately. To which the doctor, well into her sixties, replied, "My goodness, I've never met anyone with so many problems!" FML I agree, your life sucks 1 909 You deserved it 374
Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 049 You deserved it 3 419
Today, I ordered a mountain of junk food for myself on Deliveroo. Embarrassed, I pretended there was other people in the house by yelling, "Food’s here, everyone!" to avoid judgment. The delivery guy smiled and said, "Come on, be honest mate, no one else is in there is there?" FML I agree, your life sucks 140 You deserved it 582
Today, it's been a few weeks since I last played Skyrim and I had done a lot when I last played it, but when I logged in again, nothing was saved. I definitely saved but yeah no, so 2-3 hours of play is GONE. And I have very bad memory, so I have no clue what I did. FML I agree, your life sucks 351 You deserved it 776
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 145 You deserved it 347
Today, I heard something you don't want to hear at the dentist: "I need a bigger drill." FML I agree, your life sucks 3 794 You deserved it 325
Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML I agree, your life sucks 44 135 You deserved it 3 279
Today, my girlfriend finally came over to watch a movie with me after weeks of being really busy. As a treat she brought chocolate cookies, which she knows I can't eat. I am allergic to chocolate. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 823 You deserved it 261
At least it wasn’t a Meg after you