Shy pooper

By privatebathroomneeded - 16/12/2014 19:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I needed to take a dump at school. As soon as I sat down, somebody else walked in. I'm extremely poop-shy, so I was forced to wait for several minutes while they styled their hair and applied makeup. After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then someone else walked in. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 937
You deserved it 8 084

Same thing different taste

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They're clearly not thinking about you at all... Why think so much about them?

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Let it go, let it go, I can't hold it back anymore!

Badkarma4u 17

Next time just let her rip. What are they going to do tell everyone your butt makes noise when you poop? Or that your poo smells like poo? Imagine how you would react if someone came to you with that.

I had never understood the stigma with pooping at school. I mean, you're at this facility for about 7 hours a day and we're human beings, after all. Same thing with farting. I don't know, it just bothers me that society has put a taboo with a natural function of the body. Sure it's not "clean", but that's why you flush and use the seat covers.

I used to have an extremely nervous bladder, and would do the same thing. I would get yelled at for taking too long in the bathroom, or I would hold it in and Never go until I got home, which is unhealthy might I add. Or I would go during another class. But now I don't even care. I just let it all out, and not even care if it can be heard. Everyone needs to do their business. It's better than holding it in and having an upset stomach. And if someone were to make fun of you for taking a shit, something that is very natural and everyone needs to do, you look at that person and go "what're you five? Everyone *****, grow the hell up" and walk out.

if i gotta dump at school i take my phone and my speaker and ill bump some bone thugs or something really loud haha

I really hate the people that walk in, talking on their phone. Like really!?

When I was in the hospital I held it in for 5 days for this very reason.

Do you have the electric hand dryers? Girls at my school turn those on when they go to use the bathroom and you can't hear anything.

OMG just deal with it. Nothing pretty about going to the bathroom. The rest of the world poops too you know.