Sick burn
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By burned - 24/05/2009 13:44 - United States
By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States
By Anonymous - 03/04/2011 15:14 - United States
By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States
By Un1ucky - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 26/09/2020 17:11
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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia
By S. Bauer - 02/11/2011 13:50 - Portugal
By Firequeen - 21/11/2016 21:44
yeaaah real original.
#109, you're so awesome as you seem to think you are. I don't think sitting on a hot stove feels too nice either! YOU need to stop complaining!
you poor thing, holy ****. **** your life for sure. what a ******* moron, your boyfriend is.
#109, are you serious? You broke your leg and now you think you have a copyright on pain? Kindly stfu. Most pains are "unique" but that doesn't make them more or less painful. And just because her life could be worse, it doesn't mean it's not currently ******. Burns can be extremely painful since the nerve endings are involved. If OP was bare arsed, I think that qualifies as a major FHL since she won't be able to sit for quite some time. BTW, I've broken my tibia before. It's not even in my top three most painful experiences in life. Man up.
let him kiss your burnt ass... start love game again... life goes on
Dayummm! must've hurt like hell. FYL.
uve a hot ass in those hot pants and ur ass must have been smoking it's getting just too hot in here
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Hahaha he lit that ass on fire! Bravo
Oh baby yes, move your tongue like--OH DEAR GOD MY ASS AAAUUGGGHHHHHH