Work and Health: Sick

Sick

By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 03:25 - Australia

Today, I was supposed to work with this girl I really like, but I had the flu really bad. I really really wanted to see her so I forced myself out of bed and went to work feeling terrible but determined to see her face. When I got to work I asked where she was. She had called in sick with the flu. FML

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By anonymous - 26/06/2016 20:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was sick, so I went into work to see if I could get my shift covered, instead of just calling in. I ended up working an extra hour. FML

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Seize the day

By John S. - 25/04/2021 16:59

Today, I finally decided to try to get a date with the girl I like at work. While I was looking for her around the office, her supervisor approached me. She's in the hospital due to Covid-19. FML

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By sick - 06/10/2010 03:20 - United States

Today, I got up and left for work despite being really sick, because I had a big meeting. Halfway to work, in deadlocked traffic, my boss texts me to let me know he's rescheduling the meeting to tomorrow because of personal conflicts. FML

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Seize the day

By Nick - 06/08/2013 14:44 - Australia - Baulkham Hills

Today, I dragged myself to work, suffering from a bad cold. My boss quietly told me to go home and rest, to avoid spreading it around the office. I thought it odd since he dislikes me so much, but I did as he said. He called later in the day to suspend me for leaving work early. FML

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Crushed

By beanpole - 19/12/2016 19:34 - Canada - Canning

Today, I had to cancel plans to go to the movies with the guy I've had a crush on for months due to a sudden case of the flu. This was already rescheduled from yesterday, when I had to cancel due to bad weather (after he had already left home). He thinks that I'm just making excuses not to see him. FML

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You deserved it 1 182

By Anonymous - 21/04/2015 15:40 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, despite having a stomach bug, I went into work, as my boss is overseas and had warned me not to take any sick leave until she returned. After 4 hours and vomiting twice, I left. She found out and sent me an email bitching me out for coming in sick. FML

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By blarghhhh - 28/02/2016 14:58 - United States - Owosso

Today, I woke up with the flu. My wife thinks I'm faking it so we don't have to go on date night, even though I've been on the toilet all day. FML

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You deserved it 1 383

By Mark - 27/02/2015 18:24 - Malta - Naxxar

Today, I was feeling terrible so I called in sick to work. My boss refused to believe me and told me he'd fire me if I didn't come in. I dragged myself to work, only to spend most of the day glued to the toilet. Now he says I won't be paid for the day because I barely did any work. FML

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You deserved it 2 721

By Maryanne Swain - 12/08/2019 14:00

Today, after I've been sick all week, but still coming in to work (I'm not contagious) because I know that we're short staffed, I sucked it up and came in again, only to find out 3 other employees called in because they're hungover. Now I have to do my job and theirs. FML

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Seize the means of production

By Anonymous - 13/02/2022 04:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I’m at home, sick with a really bad sinus and ear infection. If I'd gone to the clinic earlier, then it wouldn’t have spread to my ears, but my boss wouldn’t let me take a day off. FML

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Passa 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 12:24

Ngaww that's adorable. Not the end of the world though :)

MidstOfDarkness 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 12:28

Awwwwww

Comments

spillproof 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 13:26

That's what you get for going in sick! You're that douchebags that spread things around!

usernameaz09_ 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 13:41

So sweet :(

sadlozer 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 13:46

Bah, can't believe FML has regressed to the level of whinging 13 year olds. I suppose it was inevitable, given that the site's becoming more popular. Anyway I won't rant on any further. Goodbye FML, I'll seek my sources of procrastination elsewhere from here on.

Books4Me 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 16:19

Bye bye!

xninix_fml 36

Wednesday 31 December 2014 6:56

We won't miss you. Bye ;p

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Sunday 24 July 2016 20:15

So you're complaining about 13 year olds, yet according to your profile, you were 13 yourself when you typed this. Hypocritical much?

delly_fml 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 13:59

Ok but how is ur whole life f***ed? I said FYL but can someone explain

BARGH111 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 14:02

Lol just to be the bast*rd to point this out but have you not heard of swine flu? If you have flu like symptoms its kinda a good idea to NOT go out and give it to everyone at work....and before any idiots try and claim there might not be swine flu where s/hes from, fml says s/hes from New south wales (where theres 89 cases : http://news.smh.com.au/breaking-news-national/swine-flu-cases-rise-to-89-in-nsw-20090608-c0h1.html)

sadistmonkey 19

Wednesday 1 July 2009 15:49

Oh noez it's the swine flu!!! Ever actually bothered looking at the death rate from swine flu?

miss_california 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 16:38

swine flu isn't *that* serious - it's really just like regular flu and the death rates probably won't be any higher than for the regular flu - but whether you have swine flu or normal flu you shouldn't spread the germs around, and with all the swine flu panic most workplaces (and everywhere else) are advising anyone with flu symptoms to stay away, so i bet if you rocked up to work with the flu they'd want you to go home anyway.