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By Bareassed - 29/07/2009 04:13 - United States
Oh, man. This fml really makes feel better after a shitty day.
Shopping should be done alone, with girlfriends, gay friends or very meterosexual guy friends. Not with a crush.
The world needs more people like you. Somehow my girlfriend thinks I want to go shopping for shoes with her for 5 hours. Sorry, but no. Just no.
If you got stuck didn't it feel a little snug while putting it on? Sucks though you had to pay for a dress you will never get to wear
I'm guessing if you plan to continue trying on clothes in shops you don't plan to purchase from, make sure you only choose loose-fitting apparel ;)
Why you were in an overly expensive store to begin with only makes me think A:you're a spoiled child. B:you were spoiled as a child & feel you're "entitled" to expensive things. C: you're a gold digger who's looking for a man to spoil you like a child. or D: you were just being childish by thinking that trying on a "silly looking" dress that wouldn't fit wouldn't make you look like a "silly child" instead...either way, you learned that you have to pay for being childish when you should have behaved more adult like. YDI
You need to learn some more adjectives. And where do you get that OP is "entitled" in her attitude? There's no indication of that in the story. You seem bitter.
YDI for not realizing earlier it was too small. FYL because other people had to see you in your underwear.
Eat a salad and go to the gym, Twinkie
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How hard did you try to zip it so that there was no way to get out other than to be cut out? YDI
And the reaction you were trying to get from him is...?