Silly idea

By jameen - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Tadley

Today, whilst out shopping with my crush, I decided to jokingly try on a silly-looking dress in an overly-expensive shop. Apparently I took the wrong size as I couldn't get out. Not only did the shop assistants have to publicly cut me out of the dress, I had to pay for it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 852
You deserved it 47 264

Same thing different taste

Top comments

How hard did you try to zip it so that there was no way to get out other than to be cut out? YDI

And the reaction you were trying to get from him is...?

Comments

Poetaster 10

Let it go and chalk it up to a good laugh. If the guy likes you this will be a good story to tell in the future. Hope the rest of the time together went well! Bless you for having a sense of humor.

Oh, man. This fml really makes feel better after a shitty day.

tehdarkness 21

Shopping should be done alone, with girlfriends, gay friends or very meterosexual guy friends. Not with a crush.

The world needs more people like you. Somehow my girlfriend thinks I want to go shopping for shoes with her for 5 hours. Sorry, but no. Just no.

If you got stuck didn't it feel a little snug while putting it on? Sucks though you had to pay for a dress you will never get to wear

I'm guessing if you plan to continue trying on clothes in shops you don't plan to purchase from, make sure you only choose loose-fitting apparel ;)

Why you were in an overly expensive store to begin with only makes me think A:you're a spoiled child. B:you were spoiled as a child & feel you're "entitled" to expensive things. C: you're a gold digger who's looking for a man to spoil you like a child. or D: you were just being childish by thinking that trying on a "silly looking" dress that wouldn't fit wouldn't make you look like a "silly child" instead...either way, you learned that you have to pay for being childish when you should have behaved more adult like. YDI

Ari1337 15

or she's just a girl who wanted to be funny and make a memorable moment with her crush. it was admittably a dumb idea, but it doesn't mean she's a spoiled brat.

You need to learn some more adjectives. And where do you get that OP is "entitled" in her attitude? There's no indication of that in the story. You seem bitter.

YDI for not realizing earlier it was too small. FYL because other people had to see you in your underwear.

Eat a salad and go to the gym, Twinkie