Cheating and Love: Silver linings

Silver linings

By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me that he will never marry me because we are different ethnicities and his parents don't approve. I was of course very upset and crying. His way to comfort me was by saying, "Don't worry, I will always cheat on my wife with you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 214

You deserved it 3 752

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Same thing different taste

By heartbrokenhaley - 23/01/2014 20:57 - United States - Brockton

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years told me that since I've proven my loyalty and faithfully stuck by his side, he has no reason to ever consider marrying me, because "It's not like you're going anywhere, honey." He seems not to understand why I am upset by this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 688

You deserved it 5 591

By sugar - 18/10/2010 12:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 077

You deserved it 3 362

Weird reason, but OK

By hurt - 30/10/2017 08:00 - United States - Boise

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of our differing skin tones. The contrast weirds him out during sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 391

You deserved it 421

Too much pressure

By Anonymous - 25/03/2022 17:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML

I agree, your life sucks 891

You deserved it 544

Open to interpretation

By Anonymous - 13/09/2024 06:11 - Belgium

Today, I found out why my ex of three years started an argument with me that quickly lead to our break-up. He said he would be talking to people of a different race to make life "easier." I should've seen the fact that he dislikes our own race from prior conversations. He ended up getting into a relationship two months later. FML

I agree, your life sucks 459

You deserved it 292

By thenewone - 19/11/2009 20:09 - Brazil

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. Later on, his mom pulls me aside and tells me to back off, saying he will never marry someone like me and he should be with a nice girl like his ex. They broke up after he found her in his bed with his roomate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 806

You deserved it 2 211

Is this Brexit?

By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 05:03 - Canada - Toronto

Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 848

You deserved it 169

By Tara115 - 09/02/2014 07:20 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 232

You deserved it 7 587

By Anonymous - 15/05/2009 15:18 - United States

Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that I could never marry him because he's a Yankees fan. He told me he could never marry me because he couldn't see himself having a terrible love life for the rest of his life. He was serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 698

You deserved it 13 994

And they say romance is dead…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 441

You deserved it 2 940

georgiegirl 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 23:35

DUMP HIM NOW!

blackturquoise08 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 23:50

GET OUT, CHEAT ON HIS WIFE? POOR WOMAN THAT MARRIES HIM! Find someone who isnt attachted at the umbilical cord to their racist parents and will marry you despite what people think

Comments

Chigagigaroo 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 10:47

He should've said, "I will never marry anybody else." xD

BabyMimi00 12

Friday 18 November 2011 0:47

He's so considerate...

cantbechanged 4

Tuesday 10 January 2012 22:07

What the hell is with guys now? Sure it's kinda considerate cheating on his wife, but I'm not promoting that. That's a sick bastard.

jacobmasterdebai 1

Saturday 28 January 2012 15:49

Why are you saying he's part of the kkk just because of 1 opinion you stereotyping bitch

mrslewis 16

Tuesday 25 September 2012 6:11

Lol that was so funnyyy

13yearoldpridigy 1

Friday 5 April 2013 8:19

Some of you people are such idiots. Obviously, he was joking when he said he'd cheat. He was trying to comfort her, although not in the best way. His parents don't approve, some are like that, but why should she dump him, he obviously isn't trying to get out of the relationship.