Simp

By Anonymous - 23/06/2010 23:06 - United States

Today, it was the girl of my dreams' birthday. She already knows I am totally in love with her. So for her birthday I decided to buy her a $60 dollar bottle of rum for her and her friends to have fun with. She picked it up from my house with her new boyfriend waiting in the car. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

Crash the party and get that shit baaaack, brosky. The rum, I mean, not the girl.

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samanthadude 0

If she isn't interested there isn't much you can do. The faster you move on, the faster you'll find a girl who loves you just as much as you love her. :]

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iWearTightPants 0

hehe u shouldve joined them!!! ;D. 3Summ!! Woooot! woooo! ^_______^ every1 gets a piece;) hehe but it is kinda wierd at first with another guy xP I've experienced a 3sum with a girl & a guy, we had an exciting afternoon that day:)<3

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

I'm guessing they screwed your brains out. Or at least, that's what I'm hoping.

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Zebidee 8

The girl of your dreams drinks rum? You need better dreams mate.

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Mikeymikey 4

Rhum iS THE SHIZZZLE!!! Perfect islander cheap drink!!...arrr.. but yeah YDI for being dumb.... learn from it...

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boomboom22 0

god, you are the biggest pussy ever. stop being a "nice guy" and grow some balls already, because you are pathetic. y totally di.

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Mcawesomepants 2

Malibu!!! mmmm :)

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the_Flirt 0

some one is going to Vegas now !

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ZeroMachine 3

Dude, take my advice and move on. Odds are she'll turn out to be a stuck up selfish bitch.

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DjeePee 24

Sooo, she's selfish because she preferred her boyfriend above a new relationship based on rum?

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ZeroMachine 3

No, it's the fact she should've refused the gift because she knows why he's giving it to her. The kind of girl who knows you have feelings for her and uses that to get something from you is a **** with a capital C.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

66: We have no idea how long OP's been doing these things. Perhaps she's refused many times, and is finally trying to call his bluff.

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jweezy89 4

I think it's safe to assume here that OP has a serious problem with going for what he wants. If it's gotten to the point of $60 gifts and he hasn't made a move big enough worthy of being shot down in a very final way, then OP most likely will never do it.

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allplayedout 20

English language fail, what the op meant to say is that he bought her $60 worth of ghb, but her pesky boyfriend was around.

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