Simp

By Anonymous - 23/06/2010 23:06 - United States

Today, it was the girl of my dreams' birthday. She already knows I am totally in love with her. So for her birthday I decided to buy her a $60 dollar bottle of rum for her and her friends to have fun with. She picked it up from my house with her new boyfriend waiting in the car. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

Crash the party and get that shit baaaack, brosky. The rum, I mean, not the girl.

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samanthadude 0

If she isn't interested there isn't much you can do. The faster you move on, the faster you'll find a girl who loves you just as much as you love her. :]

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JokeMeister 0

Should have never let her know, at least until you knew how she felt.

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looper121 0

grow some balls and don't do that anymore

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PoopLoops 0

OP, you're a ******* idiot. Go look up "Nice Guy" and change your life ASAP.

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camilynn 0

I kinda agree with 66. a guy friend used to try to buy me gifts cause he had ulterior motives. I would never accept them and he knew I had no feelings of that sort for him. I told him that the moment he confessed his feelings. he actually had the nerve to say I make him feel like shit when I started dating someone else because I didn't feel the need to hide it.

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GregoryStalver_fml 6

Ok, that was pretty pathetic. Also, did I misunderstood, or did you buy her bottle that she could drink with friends at a party you were not invited?

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mpclaw 3

unfortunate. but for the most part a girl will reject a guy that is "totally in love" sounds more like you were overly possessive.

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50epidemic 0

YDI for thinking any girl would like you... at least your on the right track in knowing you will have to get a girl drunk before she will like you whatsoever!! haha

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Workerbee72 0

She also may not have realized how expensive the rum was, or the OP wouldn't let her refuse. The vibe I'm getting from the OP is that he's obsessive, doesn't know how to take a hint, and clearly makes this girl uncomfortable. A lot of people are saying he's "stuck in the friend zone" but if he were he would: 1. Be invited to her birthday party, and 2. the girl probably would not have felt the need to bring her BF along. Personally I say YDI OP, stop being creepy and overbearing and trying going for a relationship with mutual feelings.

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