Love and Swimming pool: Sirens

Sirens

By yumx24 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at the local swimming pool, my friend and I noticed two cute guys had just arrived. When they jumped in, we immediately took off our tank tops and got in the opposite end. They looked over at us, then looked at each other, got out of the pool and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 114

You deserved it 16 197

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Same thing different taste

By Bareassed - 29/07/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 623

You deserved it 12 947

Surprising

By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 20:00

Today, my younger sister had some friends over at ours. I was in the shower but was horrified to realize my clothes and towel were gone. Figuring that she took them, I tried to make it to my room without being seen, but one of her friends came up to use the bathroom. She saw everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 105

You deserved it 311

By Myriam - 18/06/2012 16:05 - Maldives - Male

Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 857

You deserved it 3 408

Record breakers

By fatmom - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Royal Tunbridge Wells

Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 594

You deserved it 21 574

Rewind time

By supersmashpika - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Hershey

Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 669

You deserved it 9 995

Piss poor prank

By peedonme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 270

You deserved it 2 951

Creeped out

By emoney - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML

I agree, your life sucks 78 623

You deserved it 3 772

Red flag

By Kirby - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 203

You deserved it 4 509

Ready, steady…

By dan - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Reserved

Today, we had a sprint race in gym class that I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 682

You deserved it 9 189

The left hand, the right hand

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I was out walking my dog. I was throwing a stick in the lake so he could go get it (he loves swimming). A friend called me. After I was done calling, another friend came by, and we talked for a while. When my dog barked, I accidentally threw my iPhone into the water instead of his stick. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 828

You deserved it 42 516

Broc 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 20:03

What awkward kids... Even if they weren't interested, were they really so afraid of even talking to you that they had to LEAVE?

DreMaMa 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 20:09

Maybe, It wasn't even about you? Maybe your friend is the ugly one...just saying

Comments

Zezzy_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:01

@ people calling them gay: why the hell would they leave because they're gay? "oh my god girls, I'd better leave the pool because I prefer men" makes a ton of sense right? and how are they douches for leaving a pool? maybe they just jumped in to cool off and then went to do something else. or maybe, as said before, didn't want to be harassed by the 2 girls. there are tons of reasons. for you to think its because of you and your friend is (contrary to earlier posts) a sign of low self esteem. You're insecure with your look/weight so when they left you thought it was your fault, when in reality, it most likely wasn't

katsuku 5

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:41

Could it be because you're both very unattractive?

giffinator 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:46

@ 71 if it's just them in the pool they are flirting w/ them by taking their tops off *immediately* and looking at them, idk. the dudes didn't want them to think they were interested.

flashstorm 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 4:14

maybe they were a queer couple, and just tired of having girls act like that to them?

sfsdfsf 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 4:26

obviously you should be more conservative with your clothing because your a **** and not very attractive

UncleverName_FYL 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 4:58

@71 the reason why everyone is calling them gay is because no real straight guy would leave in a situation like that.

sofakinggood 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 5:34

hahhahahahhahahahah u ******* ugly ass *****

missethics 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 5:54

Maybe you should try being less fat and ugly next time.

foreverfmylife 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 6:03

Maybe they just wanted to hop in for a MOMENT to cool down. I mean, you did say you jumped in RIGHT after they jumped in....they may have just wanted a quick cool down.