Love, Poopoo peepee and Gross: Sitcom vibes

Sitcom vibes

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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You deserved it 48 868

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By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

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Cringe

By mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

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You deserved it 4 811

Never going to live this down

By Anonymous - 01/09/2023 10:00 - United States - Warren

Today, I went up to take a shower. I typically go to the bathroom first, I take a mega dump, then flush the toilet. Not only wouldn't the toilet flush but I found out my parents only keep one plunger on hand. It was in the downstairs bathroom. My dad came upstairs and plunged the toilet while I stood there naked. FML

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You deserved it 279

By impatient amy - 27/01/2009 14:23 - Ireland

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML

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You deserved it 2 907

By heyhijello - 09/09/2013 22:05 - United States - Oakland

Today, at my boyfriend's brother's house, I desperately needed to poop. After finishing my business, I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I had to pull my poop out, wrap it in TP and make an excuse to go outside to throw it in a bush. The neighbor was watching. FML

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You deserved it 12 726

SHAME!

By Poowee - 18/09/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML

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You deserved it 49 433

Deal breaker

By frankie - 19/01/2009 01:01 - Canada

Today, I had a date with a girl. After movies and dinner, we came back to my place. I had to go to the washroom BADLY. I took a BIG #2 and when I went to flush the toilet to my horror it wouldn't flush. FML

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You deserved it 3 547

Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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Smells like teen shit

By great 1st impression - 25/05/2014 16:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML

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You deserved it 7 926

By TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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You deserved it 53 155

Erzebet_fml 7

Sunday 17 November 2013 2:53

You didn't think to look around before resorting to sticking your hand into a toilet filled with your own fecal matter?

unidentifieduser 23

Sunday 17 November 2013 2:53

You need to eat more fiber.

Comments

katt_is_here 24

Monday 18 November 2013 5:41

I'm laughing my ass off at the people that are saying that you shouldn't poop at someone's house. What the actual ****? We need to be so ashamed that we poop that we can't do it anywhere but our own house? LOL!

elcee1987 18

Monday 18 November 2013 6:39

Omg, omg WHY was this shared?? Oh I think I'm gonna throw up. That's ******* nasty.

dat_becky 17

Monday 18 November 2013 7:09

WHO DOES THAT F MY Life

Lrigglez 7

Monday 18 November 2013 12:34

Thats why you don't poo at other people's house.

mikepzz 27

Monday 18 November 2013 12:58

Are you ******* kidding me... You didn't bother to look? Moron..

dellis44 7

Monday 18 November 2013 19:38

I sure hope you guys weren't in the middle of eating a meal that consisted of finger foods... If so, then I suggest you reevaluate your hygiene.

jhendrix84 5

Tuesday 19 November 2013 11:38

I would think you would seek out a plunger before sticking your hands in the toilet...

noramaybury 1

Wednesday 20 November 2013 4:41

I don't feel bad for you... You dig around in your own shit because you didn't think to look for a plunger? That's on you.

gforce715 2

Wednesday 20 November 2013 5:06

Pro tip. Always HOLD THE LEVER DOWN TILL ALL THE WATER HAS FLUSHED. I've taken down some mighty loafs with this technique. I think it only uses half the water if you don't hold it