Skiving

By randa - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I told my boss I was too sick to come to work. He asked if I had a late night, so I told him I stayed in. Apparently I ran into him at a bar last night and was too drunk to remember it. FML
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iDrejer 0

That sucks, but ydi for drinking that much with work the next day, not so smart :P

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robc32ca 4

so how is it? writing a new resume with a hangover?

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trollprideworldw 0

Now, the question is, if you are female, that is. Did you have sex or any type of sexual activity with him?

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lmaoatall 6

hope you can bike to the unemployment line, your not going to be able to afford gas here pretty soon.

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Norther 1

And you posted this on FML because?.... Geez, they should make IDeservedIt.com

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vbmg152 18

So now you're looking for a job? YDI

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varkey 7

you're ******* dumb. never lie like that and never get so drunk that you lose your memory like that YDI

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donetsk1991 1

dude that's ******* awesome!!!!

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mskaybee 0

YDI - not for the going out drinking, or the hangover ... but for lying about it. Your boss will have a lot less respect and a lot more mistrust for you now.

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heyred 11

I fired my assistant who said she had food poisoning and couldn't come in - despite her Facebook pictures from a Knicks game. Liars never prosper.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Maybe she got food poisoning at the game.

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kaittreff 0

wow yu deserved it then. don't drink if yu have work. YDI

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