Skiving

By randa - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I told my boss I was too sick to come to work. He asked if I had a late night, so I told him I stayed in. Apparently I ran into him at a bar last night and was too drunk to remember it. FML
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iDrejer 0

That sucks, but ydi for drinking that much with work the next day, not so smart :P

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robc32ca 4

so how is it? writing a new resume with a hangover?

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perdix 29

You should have bought your boss drinks until either he forgot that he saw you or gratefully played along with your ruse.

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ivanoff 0

tell him you must have been slipped a roufie. and therefore can't remember shi+. or tell him the truth, that you're a raging alcoholic. that you drink to the point of not remembering anything. and that you probably got raped by a hobbit last night.

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HeJustKnowsBest 3

I know life sucks, but you shouldn't go full out boozing on a Monday night. Save that nonsense for Wednesday at least.

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aussie_gemini 5

haven't we all made the mistake of drinking too much on a work night? however, I'd remember running into my boss... he'd be the creepy pervey guy in the corner lol

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mintcar 9

YDI, YDI, YDI! What are the chances of running into your boss at a bar though? There are so many of those around here (especially in D.C) that sometimes it's even difficult to choose. Anyways, once again YDI.

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lawls79 14

like my pops and uncle always told me; "no callin in sick b/c of self inflicted wounds".

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Wiggy_78 0

If your boss was out late and he went to work you could've gone also. I've gone to work hungover, it's not fun but you gotta be responsible especially if u wanna go out and get drunk when there's work the next day. YDI

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stevenmx86 7

Wow ydi... What is it with people drinking on work nights? Have a little self control...

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missbadluk 0

Um not everyone works Monday-Friday. Op never stated their days of work. For example, I work weekends and am off a couple days during the week. So this night out could have been their "Thursday" so to speak. Get it? Quit assuming and then talking shit to someone about something YOU assumed. Just saying...

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