Skiving

By randa - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I told my boss I was too sick to come to work. He asked if I had a late night, so I told him I stayed in. Apparently I ran into him at a bar last night and was too drunk to remember it. FML
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iDrejer 0

That sucks, but ydi for drinking that much with work the next day, not so smart :P

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robc32ca 4

so how is it? writing a new resume with a hangover?

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iDrejer 0

That sucks, but ydi for drinking that much with work the next day, not so smart :P

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killab420 0

YDI for being a liar.

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JCHammer 5

YDI for not drinking, you filthy Prohibitionist!

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iBanana 17

^^ Really? OP needs to learn how to handle drinking, instead of being irresponsible.

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iDrejer 0

Deserve what? Nothing bad happened to me by staying sober :P

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khaya 9

Now the question is, do you remember what he did to you?

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NotYourOrdinary7 6

Obviously not, seeing as the OP does not even remember seeing the boss. Common sense isn't so common any more, huh?

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khaya 9

I remember three guys who lost their memory of a crazy night and they managed to piece the night together, Why can't OP.

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MissFukMyLuck 0

haha ^ this guy!!! I miss nights like that!

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jazziness 12

omg r u talking about the hangover???

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RedPillSucks 31

He should be able to piece it together after noticing he's bleeding rectally.

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NotYourOrdinary7 6

#27 No I'm not. Stop assuming things.

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PrickHead 0

#9 lmao the hangover ...you should've told your boss you were assulted by a little chinese man who you found in your trunk

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iRhymeWithHeaven 0

HE WAS HOME AND THE BOSS WAS DRUNK AND TOOK HIM AS THE WRONG PERSONS IDIOTS.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Oh, the flagrant idiocy. I remember the good old days when all the dunces kept their head down and remained silent so no one would realise they were fools.

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korsountseva 0

#8 you obviously are. way to ruin the moment of a perfectly good joke=)

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NotYourOrdinary7 6

Again, I'm not. I've just never seen that movie. I'm not "down" lol -shrug-

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robc32ca 4

so how is it? writing a new resume with a hangover?

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laurbear12 3

op didn't say she was fired

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sailorguy 2

I'd fire the idiot for drinking thenc alling off work.

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sourgirl101 28

Were you drinking Kamikazes? That's just suicidal.(:

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NotYourOrdinary7 6

lol but so good!

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Mitcha857 0

I see what you did there! Actually kamikazes are a pretty weak shot. liquid cocaines are tough as nails

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MissFukMyLuck 0

technically, YES you were too sick to come in. like our bosses haven't pulled that excuse out their asses a few times gettin up the food chain.

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sgtrobswifey 0

This is the point in the conversation where you put your knee pads on and get to work.. Quite literally. lol

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cptmorgan15 2

I hope OP's a girl.

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PassTheDutch 0

YDI for lying. or drinking when you had work the next day. or trying to get a sick day off being hungover. you choose.

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