Embarrassing, Sleep and Education: Sleeping Beauty - FML

Sleeping Beauty

By BERNDTOAST - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Dearborn

Today, I fell asleep in class, and woke up hour later. My teacher let me sit there till I woke up to see what my face would be like waking up to a new class. FML

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SuperVertigo 13

Friday 27 March 2015 22:26

That's exactly what my teacher did with me except it was at the end of the day and I almost missed my bus.

Vanessa_Leeann26 17

Friday 27 March 2015 22:26

Your teacher is hilarious!

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lifeisstrange84 8

Sunday 29 March 2015 11:15

I've done that.

Dannielleroset 11

Tuesday 31 March 2015 10:12

HAHAHAHA! I love your teacher!

sarah2453 17

Friday 3 April 2015 2:45

I could honestly see my professor doing this as a social experiment, because he is soo crazy! I'm sorry OP! You deserve better.

dbaguy 9

Saturday 18 April 2015 15:14

I've done this to a student. Best part was I was teaching the second class too. When he woke up it took a few minutes for him to realize he was in the wrong class

Manual_Manoosy 21

Saturday 22 April 2017 20:58

Cool story, bro

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