Sports and Winter: Slippin' and a slidin'

Slippin' and a slidin'

By sandra22 - 22/01/2011 08:49 - France

Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML

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By Mushman - 16/03/2019 12:00

Today, I sharted while skiing - wearing a bib outfit and no change of clothing. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 20:03 - United States

Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML

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By Amanda Howard - 15/03/2020 09:00

Today, I came home after being stuck in traffic needing to pee really badly. When I went to the bathroom, my boyfriend was on the toilet. I couldn't hold it longer, so I went into the woods behind our house and found a bush. Relieving myself, my butt started to itch. I was sitting in poison ivy. FML

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By RIP - 21/01/2017 12:00

Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. Aside from falling every 2 minutes, I was apparently showing the entire mountain (including my dad) my thong every time I fell and got back up. My boyfriend saw everything and didn't let me know until we finished the 20-minute run we were on. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2009 17:47 - Canada

Today, while going up a ski-lift I accidentally dropped my ticket. The ticket I needed at the top to come back down. I had to hike down the mountain in flip-flops. FML

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By Tom - 06/06/2017 11:00 - United States - Antelope

Today, I went for my usual morning run. Halfway through, I needed to pee, so I found a perfect bush… to walk in on a lady who had also stopped to pee. I was called a pervert. FML

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By bitchyskier - 26/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her "Get the f*ck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML

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Stink out

By Xander - 02/11/2022 16:00 - Canada - Whitehorse

Today, I was on a bus with a whole bunch of athletes at a ski competition. I had to go to the bathroom, so I walked to the back and I let the floodgates open up. When I came out, everyone who was at the back of the bus near the bathroom had moved to the front because the smell was so putrid. Everyone was staring at me. FML

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By Dani - 24/01/2012 05:23 - Australia

Today, I tried to take a piss in the woods, but ended up peeing all over my feet. I still had to hike another five hours in wet shoes. My boyfriend's only comment was, "At least you didn't wet your pants." FML

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By PeedMom - 16/03/2018 09:00 - United States - Cedar Bluff

Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML

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lolol_BKYCHO 3

Saturday 22 January 2011 16:16

Pics or it didn't happen ;) Sorry, someone had to say it.

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 22 January 2011 16:24

Haha, now that's funny! Did you leave a pee trail all the way down?

Comments

rogerover 19

Saturday 22 January 2011 19:23

for those of you yelling her to take off her skis. depends on the quality of the snow. might sink into the powder...

swampstomper 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 20:29

you should've said you where trying to write your name on the snow. ROFLMAO

Vagrarian 2

Saturday 22 January 2011 20:32

FAKE. This is an urban legend/joke that I've heard many times, although it's always a FOAF (friend of a friend).

SpRiTzSpLaSh 7

Saturday 22 January 2011 20:41

Well OP I hope you managed to pull some of it back up while gliding down the slope. Otherwise, ohmyyy0.0 haha.

acieg 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 20:55

hope you shaved lol

XxSKELETOxX 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 21:29

Why? Bushes FTW

HiByeDi3 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 8:51

^^ :D lol idc either way, but funny comment

Donat96 20

Tuesday 18 December 2012 1:34

@58. Being an FML from France, I'm sure she was plenty hairy. Needless to say I would have loved to be there. ;)

WaylonD 4

Saturday 22 January 2011 22:04

Don't eat the yellow snow!

jurbul 15

Saturday 22 January 2011 22:59

follow the yellow brick road

varkey 7

Sunday 23 January 2011 1:23

YDI, take your skis off first, or wait to ski down the slope lol, so your underwear was down the whole time? i guess FYL too just cause you exposed yourself to everyone