By Tom - 06/06/2017 11:00 - United States - Antelope

Today, I went for my usual morning run. Halfway through, I needed to pee, so I found a perfect bush… to walk in on a lady who had also stopped to pee. I was called a pervert. FML
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CrazyTrainWreck 19

Sounds like Urine trouble.

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Tarlachia 33

Don't beat around the bush. Tell her urine the area to pee, and she needs to piss off already.

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

Sounds like Urine trouble.

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Tarlachia 33

Don't beat around the bush. Tell her urine the area to pee, and she needs to piss off already.

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Regulate 21

That poor bush. Too perfect for it's own good.

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Tarlachia 33

Don't ever go camping then. The horrors of life will slap you in the face.

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Tarlachia 33

Don't ever go camping then. The horrors of life will slap you in the face.

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imnotcleverenoughforthis 14

I don't know. I feel like you kind of lose your right to call someone else a pervert when you're exposing yourself in public. Maybe that's just me.

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RichardPencil 30

You probably should have engaged in some friendly small talk before you complimented her on her perfect bush. Timing is everything.

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GhostFox 33

You're lucky that she wasn't a kid and that a kid didn't hear her and come looking- if you had your genitals out in either case you could have been labeled a sex offender. I believe that public urination is illegal to boot. Should probably try to plan a route that has easy bathroom access, just to avoid that risk in the future. It's also a good idea so you don't end up defecating somewhere- not only do you risk legal charges if anyone sees you, but it could also cause people to get very sick.

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ThrottleJockey 35

Urinating and defecating are two entirely different things.

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GhostFox 33

That doesn't stop people from doing both in public places that they think don't count as "public" just because they can't be seen. And, being blunt, runners- especially marathon runners- are a bit infamous for dropping trow, doing their foo, and continuing their run because the exercise stimulates their bowels. "Runner's *****"- look it up. People who walk long distances develops the same problem with bathroom urgency.

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Fatigued Gamer 3

Sounds like it really WAS the perfect bush.

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