Dogs, Gross and Work: Slobbered

Slobbered

By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 21:53 - United States

Today, I was running the drive-thru window at work, when a man pulled up with his dog in the seat next to him. As he was counting out his change, the dog leaned over his hand and drooled all over it. Not only did he pay exclusively in coins, those coins were slimy from dog drool. FML

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By maddie - 15/05/2020 05:00

Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML

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By poorman - 11/08/2014 19:54 - United States - Huntington Beach

Today, a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order. He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me, because he doesn't like touching "poor people". FML

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By Elmoo - 01/06/2012 01:20 - Netherlands

Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML

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That's how I roll

By StellaSanguina - 09/10/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, a buttmunch customer brought in $7 worth of pennies I had to count and roll. As I was putting them in the deposite box at the end of my shift, I fumbled and dropped the rolls. All but one broke, spilling their contents on the floor. FML

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It's a doggy dog world

By Anonymous - 31/10/2019 02:00

Today, I was bathing my dog at a self-serve dog wash at a pet store. The person next to me decided to express his dog's anal glands, and the vile, greasy, fish-smelling liquid hit me on the side of my face. FML

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By ConfusedGinger - 10/11/2016 11:50 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my dog pooped. In my lap. While I was driving. FML

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By Ewwwww - 27/05/2019 11:59

Today, while working the register, I told a kid his total was $2.15. He then took his shoe off and handed me his money. It was damp. FML

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By Heww - 28/09/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, after working an 11 hour shift, I decided to treat myself to a delicious Krispy Kreme doughnut. When I got home, I sat down, put my feet up, poured myself a cold glass of milk. My dog jumps on my lap and vomits all over my doughnuts, stares at me then bites the doughnut out of my hand. FML

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By Debra2005 - 20/05/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML

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By Chels - 04/12/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, I had an elderly man come to my cash register. His total came to $15.50 He handed me $5 in nickels and dimes. A full roll of quarters. Before I could take the roll, he bust it open, making me count it. After that was all counted he was 50 cents short. So he handed me a $10 bill. FML

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michelleyily 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 1:35

spit in his food

LO388 7

Wednesday 13 June 2012 3:30

Well, the owner can. Employees, on the other hand, will most likely be fired if they refuse service.

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enough4 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 9:17

Somewhere in Thailand, a child prostitute is being anally raped by a hairy, bald European sex tourist, and all he can think to himself is "this isn't so bad, at least I don't have to handle change covered in dog drool."

kaleid0scopeEyes 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 9:51

that's hot

overkill_78 4

Thursday 17 December 2009 13:35

Well, when you put it that way #35, everyone's problems are irrelevant and this site shouldn't exist. Seriously, if the only thing you can say is "At least you're not being assraped by a fat old man" then why are you even on this site? This is a site for people to tell others their problems, not for them to reflect on the plights of the world. Almost every post on this site is going to be something stupid and trivial, and if you can't deal with the fact that not every story is going to be about losing your entire family to a freak flash flood or being abducted by a serial killer and having your feet cut off before you managed to escape then you're at the wrong place.

enough4 0

Friday 18 December 2009 3:14

Another way to look at it is that someone who would say "**** my life" because he momentarily got dog drool on his hand needs juuuuust a bit of perspective. There are a LOT of submissions to this site that certainly qualify for "**** my life" status and can't just be solved with a wet wipe.