Transportation and Awkward: Small mistake

Small mistake

By lorahayes - 05/01/2012 18:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2012 10:53 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML

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By rybread - 01/03/2010 00:34 - United States

Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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Check your head

By Anonymous - 21/03/2020 21:00

Today, while watching a movie on my iPad, a really cute girl sat next to me. Suddenly, everyone on the bus started clapping. I started to clap very loudly as well, asking the girl why we were clapping. She gave me a strange look. I then realized the applause was coming from my headphones. FML

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By bridezilla - 05/07/2009 04:12 - Canada

Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the train when some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed, "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML

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By sleeper - 02/03/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

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By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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By belladonna - 26/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and says "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML

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GrooveSponge 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:37

:D that's so unfortunate...I hope he didn't kick you in the taco.

Doortje 29

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:38

At least you enjoyed it for a short while.

Comments

rillastyle 1

Friday 6 January 2012 7:50

You have the oompa loompa song on your iPod FYL

cathyfang1533 12

Friday 6 January 2012 8:27

Did he throw you into a chocolate river? XD

ladyLALAA 28

Friday 6 January 2012 8:33

Today my housemate told me he had a surprise and showed me midget ****. Tridgit the Midget.

kaykay20 0

Friday 6 January 2012 8:37

Unfortunate for him not having a sense of humor (though it had nothing to with him he still needs to learn to laugh at reality sometimes) and clearly being too full of himself being upset at you like that for listening and singing along to a song from willy wonka and the chocolate factory.

theonlysweetpea 10

Friday 6 January 2012 9:08

People need to climb down from their high horses! (4) Being PC is stupid when you're not trying to offend anyone. OP, I hope you started singing. I would have sang as loud as I could, looking him right in the face! Then sang every Politically Incorrect song, ditty, melody or lyrics I had to make up to piss off everyone on the train. People need to get the **** over themselves! People are dying over stupid shit but folks wanna cry over hurt feeling? GTFOuttaHere!

Cshaw6215 5

Friday 6 January 2012 10:56

Epicness!

Aragno_fml 5

Friday 6 January 2012 12:00

i think I saw **** once that started out like this

Phendraana 0

Friday 6 January 2012 13:10

ha... similar thing happened to me once. I was listening to NIN & "happiness in slavery" came on. I started singing along, momentarily oblivious to my *black* office-mate's presence. mother of god, I was mortified.

OfficeNinja 5

Friday 6 January 2012 16:00

That's awesome.

Phil13F1P 0

Friday 6 January 2012 16:45

That is just too FREAK'n funny!!!! I love little people, unless they are mean, than I just act like they are a football and I am in the Super Bowl kicking the winning field goal. lol I'm 6'3" lol