Smart kid

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Pleasanton

Spicy
Today, my neighbor pointed at me and said to his best friend, "This motherfucker still lives with his mama. That's why he can't get no pussy." I'm thirty. My neighbor is eleven, and correct. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 673
You deserved it 8 364

Top comments

Well ignoring the fact that an 11 year old shouldn't talk like that, maybe consider getting your own place and starting an independent life.

im guessing you are leaving out other key facts that contribute to your lack of said pussy

Comments

da_epic_failman 7

Lol. Me and my friends were just as foul-mouthed at that age!

mccuish 25

I’m 32 years old and still live with my parents. I just don’t feel the need to move out anytime soon. I’m happy living with my parents