By jab43 - 23/07/2011 00:57 - United States

Today, after returning home from a camping trip, I found a leech on my love spuds. I ended up having to call my dad in to help me get it off. FML
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Idonebeenhad 17

ydi for calling them love spuds

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NzaHaFML 13

it sucked that much, you had to call ur dad? -Pun intended

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Idonebeenhad 17

ydi for calling them love spuds

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flockz 19

the leech really had to grow a pair to go after the love spuds.

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sourskittle95 5

I can't even imagine how awkward that would be...

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UN1T3D 6

that SUCKS. I bet your dad BLEW up with laughter after he saw it.

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Andrew1122 0

WTF are love spuds?

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Jay1D 0

I assuming they're testicles.

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flockz 19

no they're mister and mrs. potato head durrrr

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Boygenius50 8

Then who was leech????

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juicedboi 7

You call transvestite hookers "leeches"? I bet there was so much sucking going on that it took a while for your dad to pull it off your "love spuds".

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YourEvilHero 12

would have sucked even more if you got a boner

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0utlawed 0

got the love spuds, in the love shack! baby love shack!

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kenharb 4

And that's why children, you where bathing suits while swimming.

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kenharb 4

Yes I realized my mistake, and yes I corrected it. No need to correct it again.

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HouseKeeping 0

If you payed any attention to time, then you would realize they where posted within a minute of each other.

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n_epic_fail 14

"love spuds??" this is the first and god willing the last I ever here that used by a man. >.< lmao FYL

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cc_the_beast 6

Eh, its good father-son bonding! I've had to dig a tick out of my boyfriends balls while camping. we've never been closer :-3

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dolphincheddar 10

at least it wasn't your mom that had to do it

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monarchy123 1

My thoughts exactly.

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TYbarnes1995 13

And the fact you have to burn off leeches

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oreobunbun 3

at least it didn't get your love carrot.

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free2speak 14

I'm guessing love spuds refer to OP's balls from analyzing all the "blows"/"sucks" puns. I can't see the gender of OP on my iPhone so can anyone confirm?

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skizzlerz 0

Bahaha that was my first thought too. "Love spuds" haha...best term ever XD

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androiddestroya 7

props for "love spuds"

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davidisbeast 12

ok so is that a reference to breasts? :O

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AsianCookie247 14

I thought the same thing! lol

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sorryforyou 0

135-no to his balls

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Neorecon19 18

OP, next time that happens, just use salt. easiest way to get rid of them. damn aquatic mosquitos.

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Outsider_77 0

I can picture the leech's reaction when it realized it wasn't sucking blood

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EatnBeef 7

cut your balls off. then it will never happen again lol....

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Feklfekl2222 32

you're not meant to pull leeches off it's much safer to leave them on

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Sunny_Eclipse 6

Aww look at the Pika-kitty.

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maddie2015 0

5-get a new profile picture, your is annoying. middle finger and a smile, classy.

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pink_raindrops 26

That's not being mean, it's being honest. Those types of pictures are really stupid.

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whitewoods 3

maddie- because everyone wants to see just one eye and your chin. grow up

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superguavafruit 0

Are you here to look at people's pictures?

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jellybeans4833 7

Lol aww the leech wanted to stat with you :( you're so mean!

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disneyfan101 6

at least you don't have to worry about blueballs anytime soon xP

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Sweej 1

Why would you call your dad? .... and what did he do that you couldn't?

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Isabel312 0

op's dad is a professional massage therapist.

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Isabel312 0

op's dad is a professional massage therapist.

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lazyfoo92 4

the same question seemed to pop into my head while reading this.. an fml and wtf moment!!

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