Gross, Home improvement, Smells and Flooding: Smell you later

Smell you later

By razzipost1 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I came home from work to my basement flooding. With sewage. That wasn't from our house. FML

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Shelbyvillain 0

Monday 5 October 2009 16:09

Would it have been better if the sewage was your own? At least you don't have to fix your sewage tank on top of doing a massive clean up... Sucks to be you..

Gesq1 0

Monday 5 October 2009 16:19

Your own personal sewage? Meh. I have hand sanitizer. It might be nice to see old friends. Other peoples' sewage? ******* DISGUSTING!

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Honda288 2

Thursday 8 October 2009 4:25

Well you should have a reverse flow stopper in your floor drain dude.I'd go buy one if I was you.

roydawgg 3

Monday 11 October 2010 9:01

ydi for pooping in your basement

xiar 0

Monday 1 November 2010 17:13

Nobody deserves that.

atishe24 9

Saturday 14 January 2012 10:03

#47, yeah nobody does! :/

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Thursday 10 November 2011 20:31

So, if it was from your own house, it would have been better?

missmustache28 4

Tuesday 5 June 2012 5:26

Thqt happened to my family

bps315 12

Monday 31 December 2012 21:44

thats a shitty day

1911 3

Tuesday 2 July 2013 9:27

Go to their house and say"i've had it with yout shit!

bazookajoey 27

Saturday 28 December 2013 7:51

Oooh that's nasty

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 20 August 2014 12:01

Reminds me of the movie RV.... That's the way sewage pipelines go...hope all goes well OP

Honest_FML 9

Monday 6 October 2014 7:39

Who clicks YDI for this one??

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