TMI, Mom

By Anonymous - 15/08/2022 18:00

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Today, my mom filled out a Facebook post called, “If your kid was named after your pregnancy cravings, what would their name be?” Apparently my sister would be “Passion fruit and coal dust” and I’d be “Mint sauce and butt sex.” What the hell kind of cravings are those? FML
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cuz803 44

LMAOOO!!!! Interesting stuff. Your mom was wild when she had you two in the womb!

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RichardPencil 30

The others are not meaningful, butt one might crave butt sex since you can't get pregnant that way. It might be an indication how much your mom wanted to have you. Sorry.

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cuz803 44

LMAOOO!!!! Interesting stuff. Your mom was wild when she had you two in the womb!

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RichardPencil 30

The others are not meaningful, butt one might crave butt sex since you can't get pregnant that way. It might be an indication how much your mom wanted to have you. Sorry.

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poopface82 19

I’m curious how one craves coal dust. The other stuff, yeah, although I’d be quiet about one of those things if I were her. I mean, really? Mint paste?

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Anderling 32

Wanting to eat things that aren’t normally considered edible is a condition known as pica, and it is apparently REALLY common in pregnant women. I can’t say why coal dust specifically except maybe mom associates it on some level with a comforting memory? Jury’s still out on the butt stuff though.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Pregnancy hormones make people weird. This is something you can learn at your local Planned Parenthood clinic, Mint Sauce And Butt Sex.

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