Embarrassing, Laundry and Love: Smooth move

Smooth move

By nicole - 27/05/2011 20:52 - United States

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML

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Same thing different taste

By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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By Laundrylady - 18/08/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, I was at the laundromat doing my clothes when I noticed a cute guy next to me. I tried to be a ninja and sneak my sock into his basket so I could start a conversation with him. He saw me. FML

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By gtfb1993 - 02/12/2011 22:21 - Canada

Today, I was at the laundromat, when an attractive girl set up at the machine next to mine. She looked me up and down, then noticed the skid-marks on my underwear. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By LaundryVictim - 15/06/2016 20:50

Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML

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Experimentation is good

By Anonymous - 30/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By Noname - 17/01/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML

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Classy

By Eww - 17/11/2021 20:02

Today, I decided to be nice and do the laundry for the whole family. Apparently, all the guys in the family have skid marks on both the back AND THE FRONT of their underwear. FML

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choirnerd9 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:02

That's not slutty at all XD

JennaMarie420 2

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:04

why couldn't you just say hi?

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RiDER1111 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:09

did it work?

blahman52 2

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:10

I think going up and saying hi would have been easier lol

pinklover24 13

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:11

Its called 'go walk over and talk to him.'

KatrinaKitten 16

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:11

Being an attention-seeking, oblivious ***** is always attractive.

eftup 9

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:17

lol

franniedottp 8

Saturday 28 May 2011 1:11

why... would... you.. kill... a POOR INNOCENT KITTY?!?!?

bucky007 3

Saturday 28 May 2011 3:13

............. f.u.l ^^.

wisftovpfr 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 22:04

this is true. better than the whole hard-to-get thing which is a pain in the behind

firstrecon 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 12:17

ooh yes, I love skanks who throw themselves at every man they see. or on this case throw their panies at men.

anorexicbarbie 8

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:12

Wow, that's really trashy OP.

rooisRAD 4

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:12

Sorting his laundry mostly, he may be a monk and all he owns is white, but I doubt it...

A100893 30

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:16

Nice job. Now he thinks you're blind or just a weirdo. Who does that? ..Well I guess you do.

pink_raindrops 26

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:16

I think logic behind this is really funny. I'm too nervous to talk to him because he's cute and I'm embarassed...oh I know, I'll let him find a pair of my underwear that way he'll have to come talk to me! LOL there's definately no embarassment when a complete stranger has to give you back your underwear. The laudry mat is one of the most boring places to be saying hi to someone there isn't weird at all.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:43

Agreed. Aside from the gross-out factor of washing some stranger's underwear in your laundry, what would she have done if he just kept them?! Or thrown them away and rewashed his clothes, which is what I would have done?

cupcakeslayer 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 19:05

and if you really need an ice breaker, there's so many sane ones.such as "do you have a crisper dollar I can trade you for? the machine won't accept mine"