Smooth Operator

By kingpig - 02/02/2012 18:00 - Sweden

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
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Blackmail111 9

Comes back when you leave* I got you a car made of pure gold honey! Surpr- Hey where did she go?!?!?

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monkiki62 5

Aww poor op. Tell that guy u want payment for half the bill since his surprise was so shitty.

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emeraldisle 30

Wow. What a douche. I hope karma bites him in the arse big time.

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bigmouthem 0

Oh damn.. That would suck

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sunshine_cc 3

That surprise sucked. Boo. :(

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AnimeGrrl03 0

What an asshole-- forget about him, hes NOT worth it

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sunshine_cc 3

I meant to "thumbs down" this comment. Don't be crazy, be the better person and move on.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

You know what car he drives and he's not with it all the time, catch my drift?

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sonnyrosa 32

You should leave him a nice surprise... like a nice deep key scratch in the paint job on the doors of his car. Maybe slash a tire or two

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hateevryone 14

now you see what type of person he really is. don't worry about him honey. move on & find something better.

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