Awkward, Dating, First Dates and Love: Smooth Operator

Smooth Operator

By kingpig - 02/02/2012 18:00 - Sweden

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

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You deserved it 3 755

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 22/02/2010 11:28 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 084

You deserved it 3 050

By scared - 02/10/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 453

You deserved it 3 443

By Lilly - 02/10/2013 12:43 - United States - Conway

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 681

You deserved it 124 325

Jumping the gun

By Storm - 23/09/2011 03:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 281

You deserved it 5 946

By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 850

You deserved it 5 103

By great. - 02/01/2013 18:59

Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 977

You deserved it 3 564

By krisx3ftw - 11/01/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 335

You deserved it 5 749

Mixed signals

By Brianna Michelle Ferrell - 21/09/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 191

You deserved it 168

By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 315

You deserved it 4 381

By maddieex - 04/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 340

You deserved it 3 291

Blackmail111 9

Thursday 2 February 2012 22:40

Comes back when you leave* I got you a car made of pure gold honey! Surpr- Hey where did she go?!?!?

sugaryspice 5

Thursday 2 February 2012 22:40

What a jerk!

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coverson12 0

Sunday 19 February 2012 16:35

I say you call him and curse his butt out

jesse91 12

Saturday 25 February 2012 13:37

what an assjack.

fmlobsessor 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 4:08

I'm sorry, but that is lol hilarious ! Honestly that sounds like a funny practical joke!

Heinousness 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 1:06

That's got to hurt

aman33aman 2

Tuesday 13 March 2012 2:22

Wow that is terrible Hun shake it off you were to good for him anyway

tara805 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 22:31

What a douche..At least now you have more food to take home with you!

LemonLolly 10

Friday 30 March 2012 18:36

What a jerk he is!!

pexy_fml 16

Sunday 15 April 2012 12:47

Well at least he was honnest…weren't you surprised?

rockerlove2013 6

Wednesday 25 April 2012 4:16

Awww honey its ok you will find that perfect person for you :)

pink_diamond711 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 23:31

211. It would make sense. I feel you.

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Smooth Operator

Same thing different taste

Jumping the gun

Mixed signals

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