Smooth talker

By ugh - 31/01/2012 00:25 - United States

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Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML
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Glitterhinoceros 14

Yeah, that's not very attractive >.>

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Comments

riptor911 10

Obviously u guys didn't understand his comment "doesn't matter had sex" is from a son called I just had sex.

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sammyjanette 17

We get it. And we also get that it's way overused. :)

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tmd4L 7

That must have been awkward when you had to tell her why you weren't in the mood anymore.

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Epsilonyx 15

"Yeah baby! Stimulate my ********! Yes, penetrate me deeper, I beg of you! Insert your phalanges into my anus! UNHHHHHHHHGG"

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yourXwillh8me 3

at least she's willing. better someone who wants to do it that you can teach than someone who's sexually mundane.

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psych10 4

Sorry man, I've been there.... It defs is not a turn on. She should know better.

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cjg2013 0

should have shut her up by getting her to suck your wiener. come on man. gotta be a quicker thinker when awkward stuff like that arises.

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gman360 0

Hey, :). I just wanted to say you have really cool eyes. I was wondering what your gamer tag was too, cause I have alot of the cods and it's always cool to meet new people! Especially from foreign countries. (I'm American) also I did Karate for 6 years

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Branflakes78 13

I Wonder what her reaction was when your dragon went back in your cave!! lol

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