Does anyone get the sense she was kidding around?

I would have to put a bib on her for her next meal, stick a pacifier in her mouth for bedtime and offer her a box of pampers. When she asks why simply say, "If you're going to talk like a little girl, I'll treat you like one."

"I want to have intercourse with you! Uhh ooh yeah. Intercourse with you." "Relations."

Your dick is so small when u had a boner it was retracted inside your body

So instead of turning u on she turned u of...... Lol

That would kill the mood but maybe she was trying to spice things up ,why don't u teach what u like from dirty talking she's prob never done it before

The Tushy part is kinda weird to say at this day and age but what really set it off for me is the "you'll need ice after this one" just why in the world would someone need ice after a Bj unless she plans on sucking your dick so fast it burns and creates a mini fire from your pubic hair (if applicable)

Guess you won't need a cup anymore.

C'mon OP...Tushy is such a sexy word, ya know?

Goodness... Just next time cover her mouth and keep going