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By eayers2689 - 30/05/2009 16:19 - United States

Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML

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By bleeding - 06/12/2009 01:24 - United States

Today, while I was waiting for an interview, I picked at a something I felt on my chin thinking that it was just some food. I had a good interview. Then I got into my car and looked in the mirror, and saw that I had blood smeared all over my chin. Turns out I had picked a zit. No one told me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 13:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

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By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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By lalanon - 03/04/2009 05:16 - Australia

Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he popped a pimple on his face and tasted it. FML

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By DopeDickDover - 26/10/2015 15:50 - United States

Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML

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By reisz618 - 31/05/2019 07:00

Today, I was at a barbecue and, unbeknownst to me, took a bite of really hot bacon. In my ensuing panic, I grabbed and took a swig of my friend's beer. It wasn't beer, at least not any more. She was using it as an ashtray, and I got a mouthful of cigarette butts. FML

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By CantPublish - 04/09/2012 22:02 - United States

Today, I saw a bug on a stranger's arm and as a knee-jerk reaction smacked it. It took me a second before I realized it was actually a loose scab. FML

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By Stellarum - 18/08/2014 15:13 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I listened to a little girl explain how her scabs taste great with lemon juice. FML

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By justmyluck? - 18/02/2011 03:02

Today, I ate at Chipotle. There was a girl sitting alone, so I asked if I could eat lunch with her. She said yes, and as I sat down I tried to open my bag of chips. When trying to do so, my hand slipped, and I punched myself in the face. She laughed, and promptly left. FML

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By pickit - 25/02/2010 02:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I brought to her attention a rather large zit on the corner of her mouth. She called me an insensitive prick. I only pointed it out because I didn't want other people to see it and make fun of her. FML

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Katers22 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 22:35

I would slap you if you licked your finger then touched me. YDI, for way intruding a thing called personal space.

jillz 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 22:35

Did you actually put your spit on her face? F Her L

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bayybee 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 23:45

I don't think it's that weird that he did that, unless you do have personal space problems. I might have thought it was cute if a guy who was flirting with tried to wipe something away like that

annahoward 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 23:51

why would you do that to someone you just met? I mean, you don't invade her personal space like that, and licking your finger is even worse! like, EEW. If you do that again, there's a big possibility that the girl will go away thinking you're sick. YDI for being too close for comfort.

darkelf06 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 23:54

that's so ******* gross. YDI

RPGod 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 23:54

FAIL. Never do that to anybody, Ever. It's disgusting.

itsstevie 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 23:55

Why the **** yould you want to technically lick her face if she had BBQ sauce in it? YDI, idiot, But you gave me a good laugh XDDD

birds_fml 7

Saturday 30 May 2009 23:58

You are incredibly creepy to do this to a girl you barely even know. Even my husband would get a nasty look from me if he licked his finger to clean something off my face. UGH!

buu700 3

Saturday 30 May 2009 23:58

#34, they had not just met (I'm assuming the OP meant to say "had been interested in"), and to everyone saying how gross it is that he would do that, who of us knows what kind of relationship they have? Maybe they're really close friends, and are comfortable enough with each other to do stuff like that. Then again, maybe the OP is just disgusting.