By justmyluck? - 18/02/2011 03:02

Today, I ate at Chipotle. There was a girl sitting alone, so I asked if I could eat lunch with her. She said yes, and as I sat down I tried to open my bag of chips. When trying to do so, my hand slipped, and I punched myself in the face. She laughed, and promptly left. FML
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LowLives 9

owned no but really that was mean of her

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rafty4life 3

Not to bad, at least you didn't get shut down right away... or punch her in the face.

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LowLives 9

owned no but really that was mean of her

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clarkey 0

Hahaha stop hitting yourself comes to mind!

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clarkey 0

Hahaha stop hitting yourself comes to mind!

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clarkey 0

Hahaha stop hitting yourself comes to mind!

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Surfer7456 7

Don't really see how that was mean of her. I would have laughed my ass off if someone did that in front of me. Also, not sure why you left op-that's just one way to get a conversation going :-p lol

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Surfer7456 7

well nvm-she was the one that left lol

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

this is just the beginning of your string of bad luck that will eventually lead to your untimely death. first its punching your self, next its being impaled analy by a 100 inch *****.

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redbluegreen 40

^ Sounds like a personal fantasy of yours.

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rafty4life 3

Not to bad, at least you didn't get shut down right away... or punch her in the face.

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Blackmail111 9

looks like it's tome for some *puts on sunglasses* hand eye coordination

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blarghityblarghh 0

Yeah, she left because of the food he was eating, you stiupod pendejo

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mizzflory 5

fail for trying to be Spanish n not knowing how to spell

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damselchelle 4

trying to be Spanish? don't be absurd. Spanish folks can't spell. he succeeded.

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sovetskiy 8

Only a dummy would trade a golden ticket for something as common as money...are you a dummy?

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allmidnighteyes 10

YDI for eating at Chipotle. Enjoy your firehole.

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randy7027 0

what's wrong with chipotle?

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allmidnighteyes 10

The bathroom trip the next day is what's wrong with it. God damn that place.

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Livelife121 30

#7 I've never had it before, but I've heard it hurts a lot while "coming out" and will possibly give you diarrhea, maybe ever cause you to bleed(?). Luckily for OP, there's chipotleaway for his underwear, so he can continue on eating it,

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krazy_glu3 0

everyone tells me the chipotle gives them the *****. haha. I've never been though sooo can't say it's true. not gunna find out either!!!

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carcinogan 0

it never gives me the ***** man you guys have some bad chipotle lmao

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lalagirl912 0

these comments reminded me of a southpark episode

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lolitaababy 0

ahahahahahahha good one!

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blarghityblarghh 0

What's wrong with dogs? The ladies love little dogs. Oh wait... you've probably never gotten laid before, my bad

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YtotsDI 0

9 I am afraid you are mistaken it is not facepalm its facefist tyvm -.- lol

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Doortje 29

She probably thought you're an abusive tool.

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redbluegreen 40

In that case, she'll be back. No one can resist the charismatic Tyler Durden.

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IHeartJimi02 0

13, amazing movie!

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Kaeleyw 0

chipotle...... Shhh the goodness of home.

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FYLDeep 25

She must not having been looking for a masochist.

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